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There is now a range of high heel crocs and they are outrageously expensive

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G’day ladies and wankers, how you going today? No matter, however you feel right now, these dashing new crocs are sure to lift your mood. Perfect for rocking high fashion while you shoot down to your local Coles to bu...

Ten photos of people already living in 3018

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We all like to think the year 2018 is pretty bloody advanced. I mean we’ve got the technology to let cars drive themselves, instantly send dick pics across the time and space, and stream movies and music on tiny devic...

Man’s ass falls out after sitting on the toilet too long playing games on his phone

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In horrifying news straight out of China, a man playing phone games on the toilet has suffered a terrible, terrible injury… We all know there’s nothing quite so relieving, relaxing and reliable as an after-work sh*...

Someone drew a penis so big it can be seen from space

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Anyone bloke who’s ever been to school has drawn a mighty schlong in someone else’s notepad. F**k, anyone who’s had a mate leave his or her notepad unguarded for as long as it takes to sketch a badly rendered beaver b...

‘Dead’ woman found alive in morgue fridge

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For some, the thought of being surrounded by dead bodies is a real fear. It’s even got a name: Necrophobia. Yep, for some reason, the idea of looking around a room and seeing nothing but lifeless corpses, toe-tagged a...

You can now buy beer made from vaginas

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Let’s not beat around the bush. You’ve read the headline and you know what the story’s about. Beer, meet vagina. Vagina, meet beer. Yeah, if you’ve ever been sitting back, sipping on a stubby on a Friday afternoon and...

Messi’s response to fan asking if he remembers a gift he gave him years ago is gold

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Those of you who are familiar with Lionel Messi would have probably heard the phrases ‘little f**ken wizard,’ ‘magical little c**t,’ and ‘skilful little magician,’ used to describe him. Each of those phrases is pretty...

Woman claims she has the “secret” to clearing up acne

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The beauty industry is full of bizarre and seemingly magical potions and concoctions that offer all sorts of benefits. Want better skin, drink this. Want fuller hair, spray this on it. Need whiter teeth, less zits or ...

Bloke serves his friends his own amputated foot tacos

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All right, all right, all right, you don’t have to say it. We’re way ahead of you. This one is toe-tally gross. It’s the story of a man who shattered every bone in his foot in a motorcycle accident and had it amputate...

Ozzy Sheila Arrested for Getting Pissed and Riding Her Horse to the Bottlo

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Bloody hell, this poor duck’s had a total f**king mare. During a night on the piss, she thinks she's figured out a way to outsmart the coppers and taken the horse instead of the car! The problem with that: she's still...

Crayfish amputates own claw to avoid becoming lunch

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You may have heard the story of Aron Ralston, the dude who chopped his own arm off to avoid dying underneath a boulder, and you may have heard mates joke that they thought they’d have to chop their arm off to escape t...

Pilot Crashes Plane and Gets Impaled By A F**ken Tree

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Getting impaled doesn’t sound like much fun at all. In fact, it sounds pretty sh*t. In movies it’s reserved for the real f**khead villains like the dude from The Crow or that prick The Punisher bloody destroys in Warz...

Off-Duty FBI bloke rocks a backflip and accidentally shoots someone

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Fark. Like, holy farkin’ fark. That’s pretty much all that can be said about this at first glance. We’ve all had shockers when we’re out on the piss, but I doubt many of you have cocked up quite as badly as the FBI ag...

Woman Decides To Shave Her Legs Down At The Resort Pool

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There’s a lot of positive sh*t you can say in respect of multi-tasking. It’s efficient, it’s convenient, and it’s great for the brain. So with footage of a woman shaving her legs in a Florida resort pool emerging on t...

Bloke ‘accidentally’ gets showerhead stuck 6 inches up his rectum

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Look, we all know the importance of a clean anus. It’s pretty much priority one in life. You can skip a shower, wear yesterday’s pants, and you can even get away with a stick of gum if you’re completely out of toothpa...