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Doctors are warning people to not put frozen potatoes in their anus
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For every bizarre as f**k headline you read online, you just know there’s a smartarse troll out there somewhere laughing his arse off. Deadset, think about the stories you come across that make you wonder why the f**k...
Glitter Glued to your Goodboi’s gems is now the height of fashion
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Now that we’re all relaxed and know each other pretty well, let’s talk about dog balls. Yeah, nah, we’re serious. Let’s chat about your mutt’s mangoes, your pooches pair, your canines crown jewels. If you’ve ever seen...
Footage shows Tyson Fury licking Deontay Wilder’s Blood in the middle of fight
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Boxing. In plenty of ways, it’s a real gentleman’s sport. It’s all about the polite fisticuffs, the rules, the art and science of punching the f**k out of another bloke. Of course, it’s also about having a lick of ano...
Airline CEO explains seat reclining etiquette in the wake of “bloke punching sheila’s seat” video
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We know you blokes and blokettes out there in the comments section are pretty well-versed when it comes to the big news stories, so we reckon you might have heard something about this one. Still, we can’t just let it ...
This sheila is one of the world’s best competitive eaters…
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When you think of competitive eaters, you probably think of big dudes. You know, like Lardass Hogan in Stand By Me. Funnily enough, though, it’s not only big f**ken rigs who can put away enough tucker to feed an army....
Thai Police stage a public re-enactment of a couple’s outdoor romp
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Sometimes work can be a real pain in the ass. We all know this. But, sometimes you get to look at other people’s jobs and reconsider how bad yours actually is. Take being a Thai policeman for example. Two Thai cops wh...
People are dipping their balls into soy sauce after learning testicles have taste receptors
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In one of the most bizarre memes we’ve ever seen, it seems that a legion of TikTok and YouTube users are dunking their donuts into soy sauce and claiming they can actually taste it. Apparently, scientists have discove...
Bloke gets locked inside closed “24-hour gym”
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When you’re a kid, the idea of getting locked inside a shopping centre overnight is a pretty f**ken exciting one. As you get older, though, you really start to fang for your own bed, and the idea of being locked anywh...
Bloke hospitalised with three-day raging moby after taking bull medication
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Look, we probably don’t have to tell you blokes that having a rod for too long is a recipe for disaster, so let’s just get on with this tale about a Mexican bloke and his three-day husky. Anyway, before we pitch a ten...
Bloke demands trial by combat in custody battle over children
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Throughout the ages, the courts have had some pretty unique ways to deal with personal gripes. One of the most notorious is trial by combat. In this scenario, a plaintiff and a respondent would fight it out to decide ...
The internet went crazy after this gun safe was cracked using a juice bottle
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One of the things that often seems to pop up in conversations about gun laws – apart from a bajillion American stiffies – is the idea that guns are locked away safely and that no innocent people are gonna be hurt. And...
Dr PimplePopper and the third testy that wasn’t
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We know you’ve all heard the phrase ‘as happy as a dog with two .....’, but have you heard about the bloke with two ball bags? If your answer’s a big ‘yeah, nah’, you’d better strap yourself in, because the dude in th...
Video appears to show bloke’s heart literally beating out of his bloody chest
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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we reckon it’s fair to say that most blokes would definitely dread the prospect of being kicked in the nuts. By the same token, most of you would dread having a heart attack too. That’s kinda...
This old bloke shook a painter from his ladder while 30ft in the air
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We all know it’s bad luck to go under a ladder. Seriously, when you see one on the high street, you avoid going under it at all costs. Typically, that means you go around it, but if you’re a cranky old bugger in a whe...
Parts of Australia look like a deadset hellscape as bushfires roar across the Country
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Yeah, it’s no secret that the fires here in Ozzyland are pretty f**ken bad right now. We’ve talked about it a fair bit, and so have plenty of other places, but it seems that no matter how much you hear, every new visu...
Someone has been putting Cowboy Hats on Pigeons in Las Vegas
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Any Ozzy worth their salt will tell you that sun safety’s a pretty f**ken important part of life. Apparently, though, were not the only ones behind that message. Yeah, nah, it appears there’s a faction in Las Vegas th...
Bloke ‘outraged’ after finding swear word printed on his KFC gravy
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As you know, here in Ozzyland, we bloody love a good swear. Honestly, when you see your mate at work, the first thing you might do is call him a d**khead or a big f**kwit or a bloody wanker. It really is, quite litera...
This local fisherman went viral after discovering a $20 note inside fish
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We’re pretty sure that plenty of you blokes and blokettes out there in the comments section are keen as mustard when it comes to fishing. We’re betting you’ve got secret spots, lucky charms and even a few tall tales, ...
‘Starving artist’ plucks $120,000 banana from Art Basel gallery and eats it
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We’re gonna have to be honest with you here. We’re not exactly art aficionados here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Don’t get us wrong, we know we can look at something and decide whether we like it or not, but when it comes to ...
You can now buy Avatar and Total Recall inspired adult robots
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In a move that’s probably a surprise to no one, it seems like the nerdlingers and sci-fi junkies have been among the first to really grasp the idea of the much vaunted "adult" bot. In saying that, we don’t mean to ste...