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Old bloke barely flinches as Conor McGregor punches him for refusing to drink his whiskey

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Conor McGregor is no stranger to controversy. Matter of fact, you might be inclined to suggest the MMA fighter and controversy are pretty much best mates. S**t, even if that’s not exactly fair dinkum, you have to admi...

Bloke who lied his way into NFL returned an 86-yard punt to score a touchdown

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Anyone with half a heart would probably tell you they love a good rags to riches story. And when we say probably, we mean definitely. People definitely love rags to riches stories. Honestly, have you ever heard anyone...

Rugby bloke slaps dislocated knee back into place, carries on playing

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Pain. Depending on your personality, it might be the kind of thing that’s bloody debilitating. You might be the sort of bloke who gets a splinter in his finger and needs a day off work, and that’s okay. After all, we’...

Reliving the Muay Thai fighter who had his head caved in by a ‘hellbow’

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Following on from MMA’s recent bunghole-kick debacle, we were wondering what could be worse than a toe to the phu-phu-valve when we remembered this bloody doozy. From memory, we were talking about the rules of MMA and...

Bloke in MMA fight gets penalized for illegal ‘butthole’ kick

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You know, to those of you who don’t really follow the sport, MMA can look like a complete no-holds-barred free-for-all. And, to be fair, we get that. The sport pits competitors against each other in gladiatorial comba...

MMA Fighter who was knocked out cold has shared his horrific post-fight x-ray

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F**ken MMA is not a sport for the fainthearted, the pissweak or the sooky-lalas among us. Deadset, it’s about as brutal as sports come, and if you cared for a bunch of old-school gladiator metaphors we could whack ‘em...

Rugby player celebrating huge win was still drinking 24 hours later in full kit

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Ya know, it doesn’t matter what sport you’re into, when your team wins, you’ve just gotta celebrate like you’ve survived the long night at Winterfell – and that’s just the fans! If you’ve ever wondered how bloody epic...

Infinite Tucker sends internet into a frenzy with Superman dive in hurdles race

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Here in Ozzyland, we like to think of ourselves as a nation of sporting legends, as a race of never-say-die warriors on the field of play, and as the greatest sporting culture on Earth. Before you get all bloody antsy...

Kid Finishes 100m Sprint Less Than Half a Second Behind Usain Bolt!

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Usain Bolt’s name is more synonymous with speed than late 90s hip-hop. Deadset, that bloke is fast and everyone knows it. Yeah, nah, it’s not just a name, the reigning king of running really f**ken quickly is making m...

Female weightlifter’s arm snaps in two places as she attempts a lift

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Remember that weird double-jointed kid who could bend their arm in a bunch of inhuman ways? You probably do, and that’s because the s**t they did with their limbs was f**ken unnatural. Yeah, nah, our arms and legs jus...

West Brom football fan appears to have had an unfortunate accident that aired on live TV

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Life’s full of big questions. It really is. At different stages in our lives we’re faced with the eternal questions about the meaning of life, the nature of death and the cosmic horrors of the great beyond. We’re also...

Gymnast has a bloody brutal fall straight into Destination F#@*ed

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Look, it’s no secret we bloody love some of that awesome flippy-spinny s**t gymnasts all over the world do. The way they bounce around the mat like f**ken frogs or fleas or even bloody rabbits is pretty impressive stu...

Hockey puck nearly sends NHL commentator to Destination F*@#ed!

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Any bloke crazy enough to pull on a guernsey to play professional ice hockey knows he’s taking his life into his own hands. Those bastards are seriously hard core and are not here for anyone's s**t. But when you’re...

Tokyo 2020: Medals to be made from recycled waste

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We’ve spoken about our love for Japan loads of times here on Ozzyman Reviews, and we’re gonna say it again, we fair dinkum love those pricks. They just seem to really ‘get’ what it means to be a good bloke. Have a f**...

PornHub traffic results during the Super Bowl

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We all know that the archaeologists of the future will have to sift through s**tloads upon s**tloads of data and arbitrary information to really understand what the people of our generation are really like. Quite simp...