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Legend of a Beluga Whale returns iPhone woman dropped in the sea

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You probably remember the beluga whale we told you about the other day. You know, the one that had defected from the Russian military and was suspected of perhaps being a trained soviet spy. Well, while we knew the bl...

Bloke leaves back fence open, gets invaded by 200 sheep who refuse to leave

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We all know that bloody horrible feeling of discontent you get when an uninvited guest turns up. There’s nothing funny about it. In fact, there’s pretty much only one thing worse – and that’s when the uninvited guest ...

Octopus attacks sheila and sucks onto her face as she attempts to eat it alive

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The food chain is a pretty f**ken important part of life on earth. It deems that every critter great, small and tasty gets to be eaten by something – unless it’s at the top of the chain. Of course, that doesn’t mean t...

Two Seagulls continue to land in front of a London traffic camera and have become stars

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We all know that morning traffic reports have become somewhat redundant since the advent of Google maps and GPS, but that doesn’t mean it’s going to go away anytime soon. Yeah, nah, even when you’re driving with the m...

This video of an opossum family in some sheila’s bbq is prime Internet

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Here in the land down under, we like to think of marsupials as being one of ‘our’ families of critters, but while we’ve got a pretty f**ken good claim with the likes of the wombat, the kangaroo, the koala and the Tasm...

This little sheila has trained her bird to attack on f***en command

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re pretty firm believers in the idea that animal attack videos are the f**ken height of comedy. Deadset, we love it. F**ken gecko grabbing someone by the goolies? Comedy gold! F**ken casso...

Shrimp are testing positive for cocaine

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All right, it looks like we need to have a bit of deep and meaningful convo about what’s going on over there in Pommyland right now, because the coke problem’s gotten so out of bloody control that even the shrimp are ...

This huge f**ken whale is suspected of being a Russian weapon

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F**k yes, Russia! F**k yes! Here we all are, still thinking you’re busy dicking about with bears and having your plans to turn them into super-soldiers backfire on you, but you’re bloody way past that. It turns out th...

This badass parrot got arrested for warning drug dealers about the police

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When it comes to literature and urban legend, the kinds of animals crack-dealers use to guard their premises from the authorities are typically pretty f**ken large, pretty f**ken ferocious, and pretty f**ken lethal, b...

Legendary couple regenerate a completely destroyed forest in just 20 years

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we talk heaps about the state of the environment and the wildlife living in it. That’s because we reckon if there’s one bloody awesome thing on this planet worth saving, the ecosystem is it. ...

Scottish farmer pranks tourists by claiming sheep grow tartan wool

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Some cultures just love to rib the s**t out of people. Here in Ozzyland, we call our best mates ‘c**ts’ and we constantly throw the banter around. Fair dinkum, it’s not unusual to hear someone say, “I wouldn’t put s**...

American burger joint releasing ‘special’ burger on 4/20

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Anyone who’s ever chonged on, ripped a few cones, choofed a few buckets or shared a spliff with their mates knows that a trip to the local burger joint is all part of the fun. You can load up on thickshakes, cheesebur...

Swarms of octopus are taking over the ocean

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If you don’t already know that octopuses are pretty f**ken grouse creatures that are way smarter than your average cephalopod, you must have been living under a big bloody rock. Except, surprise mother**ker, that rock...

Scientific study suggests blokes with larger beards have smaller testicles

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It’s no secret that across the animal kingdom, the male of the species is always trying to impress the female. Of course, some of them might be trying to impress the male of the species, but the central point is the s...

Ancient four-legged whale discovered in Peru

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Here in Ozzy Land, we bloody love our whales. We reckon they’re grouse as f**k and despite the fact we love the Japanese, we reckon they need to leave the bloody whales alone. Still, despite that, that’s not quite why...