All Wildlife
Massive f**ken TikTok snake shocks the Internet
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We don’t reckon we’re blowing any minds with the news that some snakes get really f**ken big, but we do have to wonder how many people are aware of just how f**ken big some snakes can get. Don’t get us wrong, we’re no...
Scientists dropped dead alligators to ocean floor and discovered a new bone-eating creature
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A fairly frequent theme on this website is the idea that we have no f**ken clue what’s really lurking at the bottom of the ocean. Still, that’s probably why scientists are always trying to explore the place and figure...
Dog casually throws up adult toy while at the Vet
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Bloody dogs are quite obviously man’s best friend, and you lot know we love ‘em to bits, but we’d be lying if we said that from time to time they’re not cheeky c**ts. Sure, they’re not as bad as bloody cats, but anyon...
Watch this ‘d*ckhead’ ram go to war with a bucket!
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Mate, as you know, we do tonnes of bloody interesting stuff on this website, but if there’s one thing we wouldn’t dream of getting away from, it’s commentating the lives of animals. Nah, yeah, we love it. We do. Witho...
Gorillas engaged in explicit fellatio in front of shocked zoo visitors
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Seeing as you’re a smart bunch of people out there in the comments section, we reckon you probably know that several species of apes actually take pleasure out of sexual acts. Yeah, nah, funnily enough, humans aren’t ...
TV Presenter taken out and dragged to the ground by guide dog on live TV
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We like to think we are people of the people here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Deadset, that’s why we – like you – reckon dogs are f**ken awesome. Deadset, these intelligent and noble creatures can rescue people from avalanch...
The moment a diver is confronted by a 7 metre anaconda
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As you probably know, Anacondas can get f**ken huge. Deadset, these girthy serpents are the reptilian masters of their underwater realm. That might be why they’ve developed a bit of a reputation as being man-eaters ov...
‘World’s Loneliest Killer Whale’ filmed bashing head against enclosure as a result of stress
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Yeah, f**k, we’re gonna start this one off with a bit of a trigger warning. We know a lot of you f**kers out there in the comments section love animals as much as we do. As a result, this s**t will p**s you off. It ce...
Thousands watch terrifying cat moment
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Just a few days ago, we found ourselves talking about how f**ken good it is that fans are back in sporting stadiums across much of the world, and right now, after its death-defying dramatics, we reckon the cat in this...
The 2021 Comedy wildlife photo finalists are in
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One of the greatest annual traditions we look forward to at Ozzy Man Reviews is the announcement of the Comedy Wildlife Photo finalists. Yeah, nah, we’re big bloody fans of wildlife here, and, funnily enough, we’re al...
Video shows smoke pouring from Alligator after eating a drone
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It’s pretty well-documented that crocodiles and alligators are not to be f**ked with, but did you know that you should also be really f**ken careful when trying to take clever drone-photos of ‘em? Yeah, nah, us neithe...
Massive bloody python says hello in Sydney supermarket
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When you talk about stereotypical Australia, you might assume that there are bloody snakes everywhere. Fortunately, most Aussies are sensible blokes and level-headed sheilas, and they’ll point you in the right directi...
Bizarre series of events sees a cat KO a pensioner then fight sock wearing dog
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If you’ve kept abreast of what we do here at Ozzy Man Reviews, the news that cats are c**ts won’t be new to you. Yeah, nah, that s**t’s old knowledge. Don’t get us wrong, it doesn’t mean they’re not loveable buggers; ...
Chimpanzees are attacking gorillas unprovoked for the first time
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If you know a thing or two about chimpanzees, you’re probably aware that they can be c**ts. Yeah, nah, don’t get us wrong, they’re awesome when they’re wearing pants and smoking durries, but in the wild they can be pr...
Social media swarms as Olympic cameraman pans away from hockey to film cockroach
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By and large, we reckon most people out there are with us when we say that cockroaches are f**ken disgusting. Yeah, nah, deadset, these little buggers are pretty horrible little creatures that are pretty handy at givi...
Rival gangs of f#@*en monkeys are fighting on the streets of Thailand again!
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We’re gonna hazard a guess here and say that you might just remember a little article we ran last year about the street-fighting monkeys in Thailand. If you don’t, we’ll refresh your memory: the monkeys – usually well...
Two rare white orcas spotted off the coast of Japan
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Funnily enough, despite all the awesome f**ken critters we tend to cover here on Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s just occurred to us that we haven’t really spent too much time covering one of the coolest of them all – the f**k...
People are demanding that the 2032 Olympic mascot is Brisbane’s bin-chicken, the Ibis!
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Rightio, ya big bloody bewdiful b**tards, we’ve been pretty quiet about it, but we’re pretty f**ken stoked that Australia’s just secured its third Olympic games. Yeah, nah, as you probably heard, they’re going to be h...
Teen sheila slapped in the face by a seagull on 120-km/hr Sling Shot ride
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Lately, there’s been a bit of talk around the Ozzy Man offices that a fairground video is in order. Well, this latest story is gonna do sweet f**k-all to dispel that notion. Fortunately, no one’s been hurt, but you ca...
TikToker captures the moment a shark charges oblivious swimmer
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Rightio, much has been said about sharks, and we’re probably responsible for a f**ken tonne of it. Yeah, we’ll wear it, we feature sharks a lot on this site, but that’s only because we have several keen interests here...
