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This ‘Smutty’ Cadbury advertisement was removed after receiving too many complaints

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Let’s be honest, the majority of us love bloody risqué commercials. Don’t get us wrong, we know the media can sometimes make it seem that they’re a bit more controversial than they are, but they’re only boosting the v...

Delivery Driver’s reaction to free holiday season snacks is gold!

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Everyone knows that Christmas shopping is a royal pain in the dick. You’ve got the crowds, you’ve got the queues, you’ve got the inevitable lack of stock; and, on top it all, you’ve got the stress of trying to squeeze...

NFL Correspondent busted her ex cheating thanks to his Fitbit

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We all know the long-running joke about Fitbit numbers rapidly spiking thanks to the wearer enjoying a quick one off the wrist, but it seems like they’re actually pretty effective when it comes to catching your signif...

F*@#en wanker swan lays the smack down on dog going for a swim

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Look, straight up, we all know geese are f**ken b**tards sent from the depths of hell to frighten and injure anyone who comes too close. What you might not know – we bloody didn’t – is that friggen swans can be total ...

Bloke ‘outraged’ after finding swear word printed on his KFC gravy

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As you know, here in Ozzyland, we bloody love a good swear. Honestly, when you see your mate at work, the first thing you might do is call him a d**khead or a big f**kwit or a bloody wanker. It really is, quite litera...

Gender neutral bird stuns bird experts!

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Look, we don’t want to make this all political, and we know that the phrase ‘gender neutral’ can often spark an online war of words that makes a comments section a hostile and angry place, but this bird is bound to be...

This bloke created a smoke breathing Godzilla Christmas tree

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Now that December’s well and truly here and everyone should have their Christmas tree up, we’re gonna give you a squiz at the tree we reckon might just be the king of them all. We give you, Tree-f**ken-zilla! Have a b...

This local fisherman went viral after discovering a $20 note inside fish

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We’re pretty sure that plenty of you blokes and blokettes out there in the comments section are keen as mustard when it comes to fishing. We’re betting you’ve got secret spots, lucky charms and even a few tall tales, ...

Rare photos reveal a colony of bigass spiders Australia has to deal with

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That old chestnut about Ozzyland being a place that’s f**ken chockers with deadly – or at the very least, scary – critters just keeps popping up on this website. To be honest, that’s because although our bewdiful isla...

This little legend brought his whole kindergarten class to adoption hearing

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We all know that when you’re just a little tin lid, no taller than a dingo’s donger, you’re at your most innocent and adorable. You see the world differently. You treat everyone with respect and you don’t worry about ...