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Big legend of a bloke downs huge icy cold sprite like it’s nothing

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The internet has given us some marvellous things. It really has. It’s also opened the door to all sorts of strange fascinations and kinks. And, nah, yeah, nah, there’s nothing wrong with that, it’s just that sometimes...

Swiss company launches new VIP gold class cinema that looks f***en mint

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We dunno about you blokes, but in our old age, we know that there’s only one thing that can possibly happen when we lie down to watch a movie. Deadset, give it five minutes and the snoring begins. Still, for some peop...

Sheila loses s**t at random girl because her boyfriend kept liking her photos

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The internet is bloody grouse. Obviously, it connects families, delivers us awesome content with a few swipes of our fingers, and lets us access all the information in the known world, but it’s so much more than that....

Bloke pranks girlfriend with new Snapchat filter, instantly regrets it

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Speaking solely to the blokes here, we’re probably as aware as you fellas are that pulling your sheila’s leg is a pretty risky business. Sure, it can be pretty funny, but unless you like living on the edge, it’s not t...

This Russian Youtuber has turned a Bentley into a f**ken tank

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You know we love some crazy Russian s**t here on Ozzy Man Reviews and if you don’t, you really should. Yeah, we serve it up to you on a pretty f**ken regular basis. Mostly, that’s because they really do get up to some...

Smoking ciggies can make ya willy shrink, says science

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Despite the fact we’ve known for bloody ages that smoking the old cancer sticks is gonna f**k your health right up, some people are still intent on it. They look at things like cancer and heart disease as minor ailmen...

Bloke leaves back fence open, gets invaded by 200 sheep who refuse to leave

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We all know that bloody horrible feeling of discontent you get when an uninvited guest turns up. There’s nothing funny about it. In fact, there’s pretty much only one thing worse – and that’s when the uninvited guest ...

Royal Caribbean Cruises have just opened up a f**ken mint private island

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There are probably times we’ve all dreamed of being able to escape to a private island somewhere in the middle of the ocean where we can just get away from it all. Somewhere we can forget the stresses of modernity and...

Octopus attacks sheila and sucks onto her face as she attempts to eat it alive

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The food chain is a pretty f**ken important part of life on earth. It deems that every critter great, small and tasty gets to be eaten by something – unless it’s at the top of the chain. Of course, that doesn’t mean t...

Inside the world’s most expensive suite that will run you 100K a night in Vegas

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For all intents and purposes, the world of the rich and famous looks pretty f**ken garish to us peons staring in from the outside. And when you think about it, that’s probably one of life’s big ironies. The logical ex...

This little sheila has trained her bird to attack on f***en command

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re pretty firm believers in the idea that animal attack videos are the f**ken height of comedy. Deadset, we love it. F**ken gecko grabbing someone by the goolies? Comedy gold! F**ken casso...

Shrimp are testing positive for cocaine

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All right, it looks like we need to have a bit of deep and meaningful convo about what’s going on over there in Pommyland right now, because the coke problem’s gotten so out of bloody control that even the shrimp are ...

Medical Workers Share the Last Words of Their Patients That Have Always Haunted Them

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Death. Whether you call it kicking the bucket, carking it, passing on, or going for the eternal rest; it’s something that eventually affects us all. To that end, some of us are terrified of it, some of us have experie...

Kid Finishes 100m Sprint Less Than Half a Second Behind Usain Bolt!

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Usain Bolt’s name is more synonymous with speed than late 90s hip-hop. Deadset, that bloke is fast and everyone knows it. Yeah, nah, it’s not just a name, the reigning king of running really f**ken quickly is making m...

Bloke films his escape from MAX security jail on iPhone

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For some reason a bloody good jailbreak really resonates with us former convicts here in Ozzyland. Deadset, from movies to Acca Dacca songs, we can’t get enough of that good s**t in film, music and literature. So when...