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Mum asks for time off when son is put on life support, manager’s response causes outrage

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Every now and then, everyone has to face some sort of personal catastrophe in their life. It’s a s**t state of affairs, but unfortunately, there’s just not a lot we can do about it. Yeah, nah, it’s a rough old ride, a...

Moment diver becomes face-to-face with huge seven metre long Anaconda

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The anaconda is one of those snakes that’s reserved a pretty friggen special reputation for itself over the years. The Ice Cube film from the late 90s can probably take a little bit of credit, but in all honesty, thes...

Bloke knocks back new van because the number plate was too rude

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Any bloke over a certain age has had a chuckle at the number ‘69’. And there’s a good reason for that. Yeah, nah, it’s not exactly the most couth of all the numbers. If you’re wondering why, it’s because ‘69’ is the n...

Bloke accidentally helps solve 22y/o missing persons case using Google Earth

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We all know that when you need to find something online, Google’s your go-to option. Deadset, if you can’t find it on there, it’s probably not worth finding. Well, it turns out that with a little help from Google Eart...

This year’s Comedy Wildlife Photo Award finalists are bloody gold

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If there’s one photo competition we really friggen love, it’s gotta be The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards. And, really, how could we not. Everyone loves a bloody good wildlife photograph, but when you get photos o...

Trolls tell Journalist she’s ‘too ugly’ to post pics of her face, she responds brilliantly

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As you’re probably aware, we live in a strange set of political times that really make everyday a vicious war of words between one side and the other. Unfortunately, when those political discussions involve the incumb...

The Rock trolls Kevin Hart in update after accident

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Unless you live with your head in the sand, you probably know that Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson is a bit of a legend. You probably also know that Kevin Hart was seriously hurt in a car crash just recently. Although news ...

28ft anaconda sends crocodile to Destination F*@#ed

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It’s been a good while since we had a proper beastly battle-royal here on Ozzy Man Reviews, but we’re stoked to announce that today is the day we bring ‘em back. Specifically, we’ve got two of South America’s most pow...

CCTV shows bloody legend bang on neighbours door to warn them of fire and helps them evacuate

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Mate, we’ve said it on here a thousand times, but people really are bloody awesome. Sure, there are a few wankers out there, but by and large, most people are bloody top blokes and fully grouse sheilas. And why should...

Orlando Bloom forced to break his silence on “those” pictures

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Most of us know Orlando Bloom from his performances as the elf Legolas in the Lord of the Rings and, to a lesser extent, The Hobbit, trilogies. Of course, some of you kinky buggers who’ve seen those leaked photos, mig...

Ozzy sheila turned down for job at Aldi rejects rejection in bloody beauty of a letter

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There’s nothing like a bit of creative thinking and assertiveness in life. Deadset, have a look at pretty much every one stationed above you in the hierarchy at work. If they’re not actually a top bloke or a top sheil...

Amazing moment as bloke on a 133km/h roller-coaster catches someone’s dropped phone

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If you’ve ever been a fan of the cricket, you’ll know all about classic bloody catches. These are the catches that defy the odds, that laugh in their face of common sense, that piss on the line between impossible and ...

Students charged over sick prank on teachers

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we reckon a good prank is an important part of life. In your formative years, there’s no denying that a good prank can build resilience, foster bonds between friends and give everyone a blood...

TV helicopter accidentally exposes secret ‘herb’ garden in Spain

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These days, the general public tends to have something of a more lax attitude towards cannabis use, but despite that, it’s still kinda frowned upon to be growing pot without the right kind of business permits. Obvious...

Kid gets speared by metal spring during trampoline accident

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Remember all those so-called do-gooders with their warnings about your trampoline? Well, judging from the looks of a freak accident in Pommyland, they might have been pretty bloody close to the mark. Of course, even t...