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Bloke built a bloody ripper backyard bar for just over $100

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There’s a lot of talk about what’s manly and what’s not these days, but no matter your taste in sport, literature, music, food or social circles, you have to admit that wanting a bar of your own is a pretty bloody man...

Sheila is called out by car dealership after leaving her sex toy in car

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From time to time, we all embarrass ourselves and that’s okay. We’re only human and we can’t all be perfect. We have flaws and as a result of that, we all do things we later regret. Still, while we know that more than...

Bloke matches with current wife on Tinder while she’s away for ‘work’

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Have you ever met a couple who made you realise that some people really are made for each other? Obviously, there’s a million different ways it can happen, but for whatever reason, you just realise that whether it’s m...

Hilarious footage of geese running it straight against an alligator

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You know how much we love a bloody good animal fight here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We don’t keep it a secret, and the big man himself posts a few of ‘em to the YouTube Channel if you want to get balls-deep in the action. ...

Sheila hulk smashes laptop across husband’s head for looking at another woman

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If you were to tally up the list of all the awkward things that can happen to a bloke, being caught right next to a full-on friggen domestic on a busy plane would have to be right up there as one of the worst. Still, ...

Giant bison sends 9 year old girl flying through the air

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Mate, we talk about big animals on here a fair bit and, in fairness, we make plenty of jokes about ‘em smashing blokes. However, it’s usually not funny when the victim is someone who can’t really defend themself. And,...

Bloke escapes charging elephant with an epic reverse-drive

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Every now and then, bloody elephants crop up on this website, and that’s a good thing. We like elephants. We reckon they're mad bastards and we’d love to see them in the wild. However, we’ve got a pretty grudging resp...

Wild horse sends bloke to Destination F**ked with kick in the nuts

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Ah, the family jewels. The wedding tackle. The baby sack. The gonads. Let’s face it, whatever you call ‘em, you really don’t want ‘em knocked around too much. Deadset, even when someone’s giving them some consensual f...

Baby born at 7:11 on 7/11 just scored college fund from 7-Eleven

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We’re gonna be bloody honest with you here; when we first saw this headline, we thought it was a crock of s**t and nearly dismissed it. But, after about five minutes of googling, we’ve decided to run with it anyway. A...

Seagull swoops down and f***en steals a dog

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Bloody hell, speaking of animals that are deadset dodgy wankers, we can’t let this one fall to the wayside. A filthy bloody seagull has swooped down and plucked a four-year-old Chihuahua from its backyard. Frankly, th...

Is Australia truely the land of ‘Nope’? We take a look at some pictures that ‘prove’ it

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Look, we know that we’ve got a bit of a reputation for harbouring some deadly bloody animals here in Australia, and we’d be tugging your truncheon if we tried to pretend that every animal here’s a bloody darling, but ...

Amazing Russian dog leaps off train and travels 200km back towards owner who rejected her

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All right, straight up and completely without bullshit, this isn’t the happiest story in the world. Don’t get us wrong, it’s not like a movie about a dog where the dog cark its or anything, but there’s still an underl...

Marvel’s ‘Phase 4’ lineup of new movies looks bloody legendary

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There's no question that Marvel movies are the duck's nuts, but with Avengers: Endgame tying up the loose ends of previous phases people have been wondering just what the fug was next for the juggernaut film studio. T...

This sheila live-streams moment she tracked down thieves who stole her car

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Some pricks would steal the eye off your dick and tell you that it looked better without it. It’s a shame, but it’s true. Deadset, these scumbags’ll flog bloody anything. As you may be aware, when someone does steal y...

Granny spotted rocking out on bloke’s shoulders at music festival

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One of the things we’re fairly confident you’ve heard your music-loving mates say is, “When I’m old, I’m still gonna be going to music festivals and gigs.” Crikey, you’ve probably even said it yourself. But for some r...