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Revhead stuns Czech police by taking Ferrari Grand Prix car on Highway

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We’ve got no f**ken doubt that plenty of you lot in the comments section love fast cars. Yeah, nah, when it comes to making assumptions, we feel like that’s a fairly safe one. And let’s be honest, who among us wouldn’...

Sheila gets sent to Destination F**ked by cranky koala

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It’s no secret that koalas are known the world over for being cute and cuddly. Yeah, nah, they’re often seen as big fluffy teddy bears, we all know that. But, at the end of the day, they’re wild animals. And they’re w...

Tough as nails toddler bites snake back in act of revenge!

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We don’t know about you lot, but when we were young whippersnappers, only two-tenths of a bee’s d-ck tall, our oldies used to tell us that when it came to self-defence, life was simple. Yeah, nah, they said that if so...

Scientists have investigated the weird reason Flake chocolate bars will not melt

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If there’s one thing we all know, it’s that on a hot day, your choccy bar is gonna melt. Yeah, nah, in summer, that s**t’s a nightmare in warm climates. You think you’re about to chow down on your lunchtime snack when...

Aussie sheila marries topless waiter she booked for her divorce party

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If there’s one universal truth we like to cling to here at Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s that when love happens, it’s like a whirlwind. Yeah, nah, we’re bloody romantics at heart, and we’re all about that love at first sight...

Bloke runs last in his race after decision to go commando backfires

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You know, for some of us, the idea of running 400 metres is pretty f**ken daunting. Yeah, nah, deadset, even if there was a bakery at the end of that, some of us wouldn’t bother, but imagine being Italy’s Alberto Noni...

‘Ashamed’ Iranian Hulk apologises for embarrassing first-round debut defeat

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For a long time now, the Iranian Hulk Sajad Gharibi, has been talking up his boxing debut with the false confidence of ten men. He’s talked about the training, he’s talked about his prowess, he’s talked about his abil...

Conjoined twins with fused brains successfully separated in ‘space-age’ surgery!

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F**k me sideways, we live in a special f**ken era. Yeah, nah, don’t get us wrong, every era’s got tonnes of cool technological advances and ground-breaking surgeries, and we can only imagine what the future holds, but...

This bloke’s spent so long on cruise ships he can’t walk straight on land anymore!

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For some people, the lure of the cruise ship is a strong one. Whether they’re in love with the ocean, the lifestyle or the gastro, they just can’t get enough of it, and they’ll head offshore as often as they can. For ...

Not so cute robot dog strapped with machine gun

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A while back, when those dancing robot dogs Boston Dynamics were making dance first appeared on the internet, some people were like, ‘yeah, nah, this s**t’s not gonna end well.’ Naturally, most of us were like ‘she’ll...

Brazilian synthol user Valdir ‘The Monster’ Segato isn’t planning on stopping any time soon

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Every now and then we find ourselves talking about synthol on this website. The injection of this s**t really is a bit of a bizarre phenomenon, but it’s one that the internet and social media has brought before us. Af...

Chess robot breaks seven-year-old’s finger during routine game of chess

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We know we sound like a broken record when we talk about robots and we raise safety issues, but we’re pretty f**ken strict fans of Asimov’s laws of robotics, and we reckon those cheeky metal pricks should do no harm. ...

People have been sharing things even Aussies don’t realise are uniquely Australian

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One of the greatest things about being totally embedded in the culture and practices of a locale is that you don’t even realise that the things you’re doing might be seen as a bit unusual in any other context. For leg...

Wife gets hubby a sex doll that looks just like her for when she’s not in the mood

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You know, we really seem to find ourselves talking about sex dolls more than we ever thought we would on this website. Yeah, nah, when we started up, we thought there’d be talk about the cricket, about animals, about ...

Aussie MMA Fighter praised for defending himself during street fight

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One of the things martial arts movies talk about a lot is the ‘honourable’ way to be a f**ken weapon. You know, when the hero has the ability to friggen destroy anyone who pisses him off, but he saves that s**t for th...

Bloke’s bedsheet washing habit labelled ‘disgusting’

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Yeah, let’s not beat around the bush here, lads, because we reckon this one might ruffle a few feathers. A pommy bloke has been labelled as disgusting thanks to his laundry habits. Basically, the guy has claimed that ...

F**ken hero pizza guy saves family of kids from burning house!

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The word hero gets thrown about a lot in this day and age, but we f**ken challenge you to read this story and watch this video without thinking that Nicholas Bostic deserves free beer for life. No s**t, the dude was d...

Holiday-makers shamed over morning hotel act

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Holidays are supposed to be relaxing. Yeah, nah, a few mid-strengths, a bit of sightseeing, some lounging by the pool, a good holiday has it all. Best of all, as an escape from the daily grind, it’s a rare opportunity...

TikTok helps bloke make peace with delivery driver he accidentally yelled at

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Life’s full of tricky moments and misunderstandings. Yeah, nah, it really is. Just ask Mark Polchleb what we mean. This poor f**ker was yelling at his dog when a DoorDash delivery driver turned up with his grub. Unfor...

NASA to send robot swimmers to habitable oceans in space

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It feels like it was the only other day when we last pointed out the wonders of modern science, but it seems like we’re bringing it back around again already. Yeah, nah, after reading this s**t, we’ve got no choice. I...