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Bloke tries to troll undercover cop by selling him fake weed, back fires horribly

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It doesn’t take a f**ken rocket scientist to know that police forces across the world are far from perfect. They’re supposed to protect people, but sometimes things don’t work out that way. The video you’re about to s...

Some of the coolest sh*t found at random

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Who doesn’t love finding bloody cool sh*t at random. You know, like when you put your hand in your pocket and find ten bucks you didn’t know you had? Or when you lift the couch seat and find that biro you’ve been look...

Manager threatens “sick” employee, employee responds the best way possible

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Taking time off work can always be a dodgy prospect. We all know who the dodgy sheilas are who take off the Friday before Splendour in the Grass every year. We also know who the cheeky blokes who only ever get sick on...

Deep sea fishing accident left this bloke looking like Popeye

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You’ve probably heard that ascending too quickly when you’ve been in the deep sea for an extended period of time is a pretty quick way to f**k yourself up. After all, it’s not a secret. What you might not realise is j...

Proof the mainstream media is full of f*cken sh*t

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We’re not exactly sure you need telling, but the media is full of f**ken sh*t. And we’re not talking about just a few examples of them ‘getting their facts muddled,’ we’re talking about deliberate f**ken lies. Deadset...

This viral 195 gigapixel photograph of Shanghai needs to be seen to be believed

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At any given moment, there could be millions of stories unfolding in the midst of a city as humongous as f**ken Shanghai. There could be the budding romance burgeoning between two sons of rival CEOs, there could be th...

Study finds men are more satisfied by bromances than romantic relationships

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In some circles, the traditional monogamous male-female relationship is seen as the be-all and end-all of human relationships. Across cultures and across religions, it’s seen as the most important relationship of anyo...

Unreal photos show huge crater full of ice discovered on Mars

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The planet Mars has held enduring fascination for scientists, writers, and the public alike for f**ken yonks. It’s long been the projected back-up plan for when our Earth finally becomes too unbearably hot, and as a r...

Spiders could eat the entire human race in a year if they wanted

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F**ken spiders. They’re practically perfectly evolved killing machines. Whether they’re those little jumpy c**ts, the ones with the f**ken bolas, the fast-running little b*stards or the ones that hide underneath the d...

Sweden’s ‘man-free’ feminist music festival found guilty of discrimination

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In a move that will surprise just about no one at all, a music festival in Sweden has been found guilty of discrimination after organisers advertised it as ‘male-free.’ The Statement music festival took place in Gothe...

Self-entitled sheila asks if daughter can pat service dogs, can’t take no for an answer

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One of the greatest things to emerge with the burgeoning adulthood of our latest generations is a grandiose sense of entitlement. It’s a pretty awesome thing that – as the name suggests – entitles the people who are b...

Budweiser partners with medical cannabis company to research weed-infused drinks

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Beer or buds? If you’re forced to choose, you might find yourself disappointed. After all, both have their pros and their cons and what you get from one you might not get from the other. Until now…In what could well b...

Backpack Kid sues ‘Fortnite’ for using The Floss dance move

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Welcome once again to Planet Earth. Planet Earth is, if you ask some of the locals, a pretty f**ken crazy place. It’s the kinda place you can get famous for not really doing much at all. Case in point, the Backpack Ki...

Sheila dumps her cheating boyfriend in savage fashion at her own birthday party

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It’s only a couple of posts ago that we were talking about the dude who wrote his cheating girlfriend a ‘f**k you’ song. While that song certainly came with its own brand of scorn, it can’t compete with the cold-blood...

Woman’s encounter with tribe that killed John Chau was entirely different 27 years ago

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A few weeks back, the world was granted a pretty f**ken savage reminder that the Sentinelese people of North Sentinel Island in the bay of Bengal don’t want you to come door-knocking. No sh*t, this ‘primitive’ tribe d...