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Twitter users have shared the ‘best’ advice boomers have given them

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You may not have noticed, but things are coming to a head between boomers and, well, everyone younger than them. And you know what, we get it. When you compare the world now to the one that boomers grew up in, it’s a ...

The Hydraulic Press Channel smashes a window testing the strength of metals

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If you’ve been paying attention to the internet for a while, you’ll know that one of the better YouTube channels out there just so happens to be The Hydraulic Press Channel. We’re not sure exactly what it is that make...

Mum-to-be tries to film baby moving – records partner dropping a huge dump by mistake

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Some people truly believe that nothing can detract from the beautiful joy of pregnancy and childbirth. They’re wrong, but they believe it anyway. Of course, we’re here today to put that belief to the test. Don’t get u...

Residents of Ozzy town actively competing for Australia’s “S**t Town of the Year”

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One of the greatest things about Ozzyland is its renowned sense of humour. We love a bit of a swear and a bit of banter, and once you head out into the boondocks, that s**t only gets more pronounced. Of course, there’...

Macca’s customer was ‘high as a kite’ after using special codeword when ordering

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With so many places around the world now treating marijuana edibles as a pretty common-place product, more and more people are becoming inclined to give the stuff a try. Of course, they’re usually doing it of their ow...

‘Nice guy’ gets roasted when he flaunts his ‘beef’ as a romantic selling point

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We all know that the internet’s changed dating forever. Whereas women used to just have to marry whoever’s father had the most cows, they’ve got a bit more freedom in their choice of partner these days. Unfortunately,...

These comments about England’s biggest ‘X-Rated’ heist are bloody gold

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People. Deadset, they cop a lot of s**t, but plenty of them are bloody legends. Honestly, think about most of the blokes and blokettes you know, and you’ll realise that the true arseholes are few and far between. Cons...

Sheila gives interview about scooter regulations, gets skittled seconds after

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Here’s a fun fact for you: there’s absolutely nothing worse than making a cock of yourself right after you’ve just done something you deserve credit for. We’ve all been there, and that’s probably why we can relate to ...

Brave horse runs back into dangerous wildfire to rescue other horses

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We all know that horses are pretty f**ken majestic creatures that are smart as hell. Deadset, there’s a reason they’ve been a part of our history for about a bajillion bloody years. S**t, we reckon they’ve got a prett...

Gallery of Animals who look like they’re about to drop the dopest albums of the decade

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Everyone knows that there’s nothing quite as awesome as the type of epic pose musos need to strike for their album artwork. And, yeah, without being too clichéd, we’ve all seen some of the various parodies that are ou...

Clever bloody dog rings doorbell at 2am after getting locked out!

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Mate, if you’ve ever been locked out of the house after a late night, you’ll know it’s a royal pain in the arse. S**t, it’s a royal pain in the arse whenever you’re locked out. It doesn’t have to be a late night. Stil...

Rage Against The Machine are reforming and headlining a huge show in 2020

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Back in 2000, Rage Against The Machine recorded their own pretty f**ken bonza rendition of Springsteen’s classic track, The Ghost of Tom Joad. Anyone who can tell s**t from clay knows that bloody pearler of a song is ...

Kevin Hart has posted online for first time since devastating car crash

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As you probably know, Kevin Hart took a pretty nasty car-ride to Destination F**ked in the not too distant past. It was pretty big news at the time, with loads of the bloke’s friends and family sending their best. The...

This doctor delivered a Halloween baby dressed as the Joker

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Look, seeing as this Halloween is clearly going to be chock-a-f**ken-block with Jokers, we reckon this bloody story is pretty timely. As you’re aware, the Joker’s been a bit of a Halloween staple since long before Led...

People are bloody loving Dr Phil trying to understand Internet slang on Twitter

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Bloody language is a hell of a thing. Take ours here in Ozzyland for example. The internet loves to tell us we talk funny, but that’s not real fair at all. Not when you consider the strange and wonderful dialects diff...