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MMA Fighter who was knocked out cold has shared his horrific post-fight x-ray

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F**ken MMA is not a sport for the fainthearted, the pissweak or the sooky-lalas among us. Deadset, it’s about as brutal as sports come, and if you cared for a bunch of old-school gladiator metaphors we could whack ‘em...

These pics are a perfect example of how different Instagram vs reality is

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We all know that pretty much anything released about celebrities, personalities and ‘influencers’ that’s within their own ken to control is usually a load of Photoshopped and doctored bulls**t. It’s nothing new. Peopl...

Two blokes caught red handed keying Tesla Model 3 thanks to sentry mode

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Over time, Tesla cars are becoming more and more common, and perhaps more than any other make of vehicle, they seem to be in the news quite a lot. Whether that’s because of clever marketing or because there really is ...

Survivors of murder attempts due to ‘dumb luck’ have shared their stories

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Ya know, every now and then we like to throw a curveball into our usual collection of articles about animal attacks, epic feats of awesomeness and crazy Russians and hit you with something a little more real. One of o...

F**ken Huge Humpback Whale Gets Some Airtime Right Behind Fishing Boat!

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You can usually count on seeing a fair few members of the various phyla, suborder and species of the animal kingdom here on Ozzy Man Reviews at any given time, but we’d be lying if we said we didn’t have our favourite...

Big legend of a bloke downs huge icy cold sprite like it’s nothing

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The internet has given us some marvellous things. It really has. It’s also opened the door to all sorts of strange fascinations and kinks. And, nah, yeah, nah, there’s nothing wrong with that, it’s just that sometimes...

Swiss company launches new VIP gold class cinema that looks f***en mint

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We dunno about you blokes, but in our old age, we know that there’s only one thing that can possibly happen when we lie down to watch a movie. Deadset, give it five minutes and the snoring begins. Still, for some peop...

Sheila loses s**t at random girl because her boyfriend kept liking her photos

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The internet is bloody grouse. Obviously, it connects families, delivers us awesome content with a few swipes of our fingers, and lets us access all the information in the known world, but it’s so much more than that....

Bloke pranks girlfriend with new Snapchat filter, instantly regrets it

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Speaking solely to the blokes here, we’re probably as aware as you fellas are that pulling your sheila’s leg is a pretty risky business. Sure, it can be pretty funny, but unless you like living on the edge, it’s not t...

This Russian Youtuber has turned a Bentley into a f**ken tank

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You know we love some crazy Russian s**t here on Ozzy Man Reviews and if you don’t, you really should. Yeah, we serve it up to you on a pretty f**ken regular basis. Mostly, that’s because they really do get up to some...

Smoking ciggies can make ya willy shrink, says science

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Despite the fact we’ve known for bloody ages that smoking the old cancer sticks is gonna f**k your health right up, some people are still intent on it. They look at things like cancer and heart disease as minor ailmen...

Bloke leaves back fence open, gets invaded by 200 sheep who refuse to leave

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We all know that bloody horrible feeling of discontent you get when an uninvited guest turns up. There’s nothing funny about it. In fact, there’s pretty much only one thing worse – and that’s when the uninvited guest ...

Royal Caribbean Cruises have just opened up a f**ken mint private island

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There are probably times we’ve all dreamed of being able to escape to a private island somewhere in the middle of the ocean where we can just get away from it all. Somewhere we can forget the stresses of modernity and...

Octopus attacks sheila and sucks onto her face as she attempts to eat it alive

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The food chain is a pretty f**ken important part of life on earth. It deems that every critter great, small and tasty gets to be eaten by something – unless it’s at the top of the chain. Of course, that doesn’t mean t...

Inside the world’s most expensive suite that will run you 100K a night in Vegas

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For all intents and purposes, the world of the rich and famous looks pretty f**ken garish to us peons staring in from the outside. And when you think about it, that’s probably one of life’s big ironies. The logical ex...