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This little sheila has trained her bird to attack on f***en command

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re pretty firm believers in the idea that animal attack videos are the f**ken height of comedy. Deadset, we love it. F**ken gecko grabbing someone by the goolies? Comedy gold! F**ken casso...

Shrimp are testing positive for cocaine

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All right, it looks like we need to have a bit of deep and meaningful convo about what’s going on over there in Pommyland right now, because the coke problem’s gotten so out of bloody control that even the shrimp are ...

Medical Workers Share the Last Words of Their Patients That Have Always Haunted Them

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Death. Whether you call it kicking the bucket, carking it, passing on, or going for the eternal rest; it’s something that eventually affects us all. To that end, some of us are terrified of it, some of us have experie...

Kid Finishes 100m Sprint Less Than Half a Second Behind Usain Bolt!

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Usain Bolt’s name is more synonymous with speed than late 90s hip-hop. Deadset, that bloke is fast and everyone knows it. Yeah, nah, it’s not just a name, the reigning king of running really f**ken quickly is making m...

Bloke films his escape from MAX security jail on iPhone

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For some reason a bloody good jailbreak really resonates with us former convicts here in Ozzyland. Deadset, from movies to Acca Dacca songs, we can’t get enough of that good s**t in film, music and literature. So when...

This huge f***en unit just announced his MMA debut

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For some reason, everyone loves to watch a big bloke fight. Fark, we all love it even more when that big bloke fights a little quick bloke with some mad tekkers, right? Sort of like the Mountain and bloody Oberyn Mart...

This Hospital is offering instant six-pack surgery and it’s pretty f**ken weird

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Everyone knows that a six-pack is bloody awesome. You crack it out of the fridge, you down the stubbies and you chill the f**k out while you blast some tunes and talk s**t with the missus. If you’re anything like us, ...

The world’s scariest f**ken roller coaster has just opened

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It doesn’t matter how old you are, it’s pretty f**ken tough to get over a love of rollercoasters. These big bloody marvels are pretty f**ken awesome feats of engineering. They exist only to provide s**tloads of fun to...

This bloke has gone viral for escaping police like a ‘real life ninja’

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You might have had teachers in school tell you that you’ll never get anywhere playing video games. They might have even told you that they’ll teach you nothing. Well, in many cases, they might be right. But like with ...

Fully grown bloke who laid hands on skater kids gets f***en dealt with

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Bloody fisticuffs. An old-fashioned fracas. A down and dirty dust-up. You’ve gotta love watching a couple of blokes throw some bloody punches on the internet. Aside from cat memes and Game of Thrones spoilers, it’s no...

Bloke draws dicks around potholes so that his local Council would fix them

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Todgers. Penises. Schlongs, schlorts and schlappers. Nobs. Baby-makers. Cocks, beef bayonets or tallywhackers; whatever you call them, you can’t deny they’re capable of some pretty awesome things. They are, of course,...

Bloke gets physically assaulted for spoiling Endgame outside cinema

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You might have heard of a tiny little independent movie seeing release this year called Avengers: Endgame. It’s only a small production, but it’s one that’s highly anticipated by fans, and apparently, it’s got some tw...

This Instagram ‘Influencer’ faked her whole ‘trip’ to Coachella to prove a point

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It’s pretty common to hear someone tell you that the news media is completely full of s**t, and yeah, it is, but by the same token, so is social media and the world of video-blogging. Obviously, we all know that there...

1,500 years ago, someone ate a venomous snake whole

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It might never have occurred to you, but while there’s obviously a glamorous side to archaeology that lets you dig up dinosaur bones, fight ancient mummies and search for the lost city of Atlantis, the field – just li...

This ‘giant potato’ has been turned into a $200 per night Airbnb hotel

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Anyone who’s done a bit of travelling will know that AirBnb is a bloody tops place to find somewhere to crash without breaking the bank. But, while it might offer tonnes of awesome places at bargain prices, affordable...