Topless breastfeeding mum saves pet goose from eagle – while feeding bub!
They say that not all heroes wear capes. If this story’s anything to go by, that statement is true as f**k. Yeah, nah, in this case, our hero wears bugger all except a pair of boxer shorts. She’s also breastfeeding a baby at the same time. So yeah, the next time Oprah tells you that mums can do anything, pay attention. She might be right!
All right, you big bloody bewdiful dickheads, for this one, we’re heading over to North Sannich in Canadia. That’s where Cait Oakley, the hero in question, resides with her bub, her husband, and Franky the Goose.
In a video Cait shared to TikTok, you can see her pull some straight-up hero s**t. She captioned the video by saying, “We have lost 3 chickens in the last week from what I was told was eagles which I believed hawks were preying on them but watch Frankie (our female goose) get taken.”
It turns out that bloody eagles were to blame. After a brief second or two of serenity, you’ll see the eagle come swooping in like a US drone and f**ken divebomb little Franky. It grabs the goose and tries to make a clean getaway, but Cait is like, “Yeah, nah, no way, f**kya!”
With bub still hanging off her baps, she comes running out in nothing but her hubby’s boxers and chases the eagle. Fortunately, Franky manages to get away unscathed before the eagle can hit the skies, but talk about heroics!
Give it a squiz below!
Final thought: Yeah, nah, we bloody love this. Mum’s really are great protectors, and Cait’s a prime example of that. She don’t give a s**t, if she’s got her milk dugs flapping about, that eagle can get f**ked! If you enjoyed this, jump in the comments section and let us know what animals your naked mum has fought!
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Video Link: Frankythegoose