Bloke addicted to Pepsi guzzled 30 cans a day!
We all know that addictions are bloody s**t, but what we don’t often consider is that they’re not only for smokes, alcohol and drugs. Yeah, nah, people get addicted to all kinds of weird things. Celebrities get sex addictions, incels get p*rn addictions, and this bloke got a Pepsi addiction that saw him guzzling ten litres of the s**t every day. Check it out…
All right, before we go on, say g’day to the subject of today’s yarn, Andy Currie. Bloody Andie is a supermarket worker from a town called Bangor in North Wales. Until recently, he’d been pumping up to ten f**ken litres of Pepsi on a daily basis.
“I’ve always loved the taste of a cold Pepsi. Nothing could beat it and I just got hooked,” he reckons. “I work nights so always liked the sugar rush to keep me going. I’d go through four or five two litre bottles of Pepsi every day. Because I work at Tesco, I could just buy it straight after work and take it home.”
Obviously, that s**t wrought havoc on his body, and he’s now managed to kick the habit thanks to intervention from a hypnotist. He booked an appointment with the dude and reckons he’s now cured of his addiction.
“I don’t know what he said but afterwards I just didn’t want to drink it anymore. I’ve still got two cans of Pepsi in my fridge which I was going to have before the session but didn’t have time. I haven’t touched them in a month and don’t plan to. I prefer water now. My wife Sarah says my skin looks better and I’ve got so much more energy. I like walking now and me and Sarah are planning to climb Mount Snowdon in the summer.”
Obviously, he’s pretty grateful. Thanks to his addiction, he was pissing away the equivalent of more than twelve-thousand Ozzy dollarydoos every year.
“It cost me a fortune to be honest. I could have bought a car every year for the same amount I was spending on Pepsi. I just needed to have it, as soon as I woke up, I’d go to the fridge and pour myself a large glass of Pepsi and just carry on through the day. I remember going to weddings and birthdays and while other people had glasses of champagne I’d be toasting people with a can of fizzy pop.”
Thankfully, Andy seems to have kicked the habit. Let’s hope it stays that way.
Final thought: Yeah, nah, addictions are no fun at all. Big f**ken kudos to Andy for making a change. If you’ve got a remarkable story about a weird addiction, let us know in the comments section. See you there!
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