The hilarious internet exchange revealing the story behind one man’s spite cow

As you’re no doubt aware, the world is full of people. Naturally, those people come in all shapes, sizes, genders, ethnicities, cultures and mindsets. Yeah, nah, it’s true, it’s true. And today, we’re here to talk about one specific mindset: the petty (and a little bit insane) mindset. The story we’re going to share with you today reveals the story behind one man who gives ‘zero f**ks’ and his spite cow. Read on for a rollicking good time…

All right, we’ve gotta be honest with you, we don’t know where this story first originated. We don’t know how many times it’s been adapted and changed, but we’re pretty sure it’s bound to become folklore. Deadset, it really is that good.

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It’s a story that was told in a series of viral screenshots that may have been rolling around the internet since time first began. When you follow the conversation, you’ll find out how the narrator of the story, a hapless daughter, came to be shot by her father.

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That’s only the beginning, though. From there, the story quickly escalates into a ‘you don’t understand just how crazy my old man is’ kinda yarn, and look, we get it, plenty of us have loopy parents and we’re sure you’ve got stories. We sure as shit do.

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But this story’s not about our gun-toting old man. Yeah, nah, it’s about the father who wears a tick suit and nothing else. It’s about the father who takes out woodchucks with pipe bombs, and it’s about the father who buys a cow to spite his neighbour.

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Give the images a squiz and enjoy the sheer hilarity.

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Final thought: Once you’ve read this one, share some stories about your own old man in the comments section. If you’re lucky, we might tell you about the time our dad, in the midst of a Sunday breakfast, dropped his dacks, pointed at his cock, and told the nosy neighbour to take a f**ken photo of it. Yeah, nah, we know you’ve all got those stories. Load ‘em up in the comments section.

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