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False Widow spider discovered killing and eating bats for the first time
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Bloody evolution’s an interesting thing. Yeah, nah, once you move away from all the talk about our ancestors and how life on earth changes and you start looking at the small and incremental things that might mark the ...
Bloke jet skis in flooded Brissie carpark
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By now, you’ve probably heard of the floods sweeping across the east coast of Australia, even if it is only on account of the various posts we’ve shared. Obviously, the whole thing’s been a massive s**t sandwich for e...
Giant bear named Hank the Tank breaks into 28 homes to steal pizza
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If there’s one thing we love here at Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s bloody pizza. Deadset, that s**t is the food of the gods. Of course, humans aren’t the only ones who know that. Apparently, in California, a bear has figured...
Frog and Mice ride Eastern brown snake to escape flood waters
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In case you didn’t know, parts of Ozzyland are f**ken flooded right now. Deadset, as I sit here staring out me window, the bloody cricket pitch I can usually see is hiding beneath a flooded river. School’s been cancel...
Winter Olympics: Finnish cross-country suffers frozen penis in 50km race
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If there was one thing we’d never want to experience here at Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s a frozen d*ck. Yeah, nah, that just sounds f**ken horrible. If you agree, spare a thought for cross-country skier Remi Lindholm. In a...
How people are making big bucks by streaming their sleep to YouTube
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It doesn’t seem to matter how many interesting ways of making money online the human mind can come up with, there always seems to be more. In a world where you might think you’ve seen everything, content creators keep...
Student in US has limbs amputated after eating friend’s leftovers…
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If you’ve ever been a student, you’ve probably eaten leftovers. If you’ve ever been a student in shared accommodation, you’ve probably eaten someone else’s leftovers. While that’s a pretty normal thing to do, it f**ke...
Scientists reckon human wangs are the largest of all the great apes
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Let’s start this one bluntly. Contrary to popular opinion, a gorilla d*ck actually isn’t that impressive. Yeah, nah, according to scientists, gorillas are actually looking at us and going, ‘holy sh*t, those humans are...
Scientists discover giant croc with baby dinosaur still in its stomach
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It’s no secret that we love a bloody good crocodiliac story here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, nah, we’ve done heaps of ‘em in the past, and we’ll no doubt do heaps more. Still, we’ve gotta say that we don’t often get to...
Mutant “Superhuman” shows how people would need to look to survive car crashes
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All right, as you all know, the road can be a dangerous place. And, you know what, you don’t have to watch videos of the craziest Russian road accidents to know that s**t. Every day, people lose their lives in tragic ...
Chet Hanks reckons he “felt like a little f@*#en p*ssy rich kid” for having famous parents
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All right, you big legends, let’s kick the day of with some celebrity news. Sort of. Because, yeah, while this is about Tom Hanks, it’s also not about Tom Hanks if that makes sense. Basically, his son Chet has been ta...
80-year-old rescued after lack of Wordle update alerted family to hostage situation
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If you’ve managed to avoid getting caught up in the Wordle craze, you probably don’t want us to explain it to you. Nevertheless, here we are. It’s a one play a day word game that’s become a huge online craze. As a res...
Magic spike trick on morning TV show goes horribly wrong
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If magic was as easy as the experts make it appear, we’d all be pretty f**ken handy at it. Yeah, nah, deadset. If it was easy to learn the tricks of the trade and nail them every time, there’s no way we’d work desk jo...
The moment a $100 Million fighter plane crashes into aircraft carrier
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Planes are interesting things. Obviously, they’re technologically advanced as f**k. They kinda have to be. After all, in the most crude way of looking at them, they’re big hunks of metal in the sky. Thankfully, they u...
The moment Mel Gibson’s caught changing a tire is f**ken tense
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Bloody Mel Gibson comes in for a fair bit of stick in the media these days. He’s pretty commonly referred to as a bit of a madman, and his antics have made him a notorious loose cannon. And that’s part of the reason t...
Female strawweight star fights enrmous male heavyweight in mismatch MMA bout
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As you know, we’re pretty big fans of a high-quality MMA contest here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, nah, we reckon there’s a lot to be said about two highly trained fighters of a similar weight-class going at it and find...
Jeff Bezos’ worth represented by rice is f@#*en insane
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A lot. Yeah, nah, depending on where you stand, a lot can be different to everyone. For some of us, things that cost only a few bucks might seem like you’d need to have a ‘lot’ of money to buy them. For others, a ‘lot...
Queen leaks sensational document in ‘innocent’ photo
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If you’re as switched onto the internet as we think you might be, there’s a good chance you’ve already seen a little Twitter thread featuring the Queen leaking some sensitive data that’s been doing the rounds. If you ...
Wholesome bloke completely misunderstands wife’s cheating text
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If you’ve been kicking around TikTok and other social media sites for a while, you’re probably aware of the ‘cheating’ prank that’s been going viral lately. In it, one member of a couple sends a text that makes it loo...
Viewers left stunned by Tommy Lee’s talking penis in new Display+ series
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All right, a long time ago, back before every celebrity under the sun was ‘leaking’ a sex tape and living an ‘edgy’ lifestyle, Tommy Lee was one of the original 80s rock n rollers. Yeah, nah, his band, Mötley Crüe, we...
