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Swiss company launches new VIP gold class cinema that looks f***en mint

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We dunno about you blokes, but in our old age, we know that there’s only one thing that can possibly happen when we lie down to watch a movie. Deadset, give it five minutes and the snoring begins. Still, for some peop...

This Russian Youtuber has turned a Bentley into a f**ken tank

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You know we love some crazy Russian s**t here on Ozzy Man Reviews and if you don’t, you really should. Yeah, we serve it up to you on a pretty f**ken regular basis. Mostly, that’s because they really do get up to some...

This little sheila has trained her bird to attack on f***en command

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re pretty firm believers in the idea that animal attack videos are the f**ken height of comedy. Deadset, we love it. F**ken gecko grabbing someone by the goolies? Comedy gold! F**ken casso...

New Zealand accent has been voted the sexiest in the world

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The world is f***en choc-a-block with accents. Here in Ozzyland, we’re pretty well known for the sweet lilting cadences of our own accent, but other places around the world have got some great s**t going on with their...

Millennials expecting baby get roasted for asking neighbours to cook for them

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Community. It’s really what makes the world go round. Everyone working towards a common cause, helping each other out in times of need and knowing that people will have your back when it's most necessary. Of course, t...

This is the $6,000 Chinese ‘Sperm Extractor’ everyone is talking about

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While tonnes of you legends out there in the comments section have found breeding so easy you’ve done it by accident, there are more than a few people who, for whatever reason, haven’t been so lucky. To help with that...

F**ked up science experiment shows 10,000 maggots eating a pizza in 2 hours

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Pizza is f**ken grouse. Maggots, on the other hand, are decidedly not grouse. Yeah, nah, these feral little b**tards are gross. Fair dinkum, we love nature, but sometimes we look at some of the species doing the round...

Bloke chooses to live like a dog, eats from bowl and barks at friends in the street

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Here in Ozzyland, we’ve had the joy of Barking Dog Man for some time, but we don’t reckon that even he can compete with this fella from Pommyland. No s**t, Barking Dog Man is a bit of a character, but we feel comforta...

Sheila gives birth to twins with two different fathers

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We’ll be f**ked if this story doesn’t get a bloody big CRIKEY, but over in China, a woman has given birth to twins – from two different fathers. Obviously, we all know the basic ins and outs of baby-making revolve aro...

Flat Earthers are planning an expedition to the edge of the world

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You’ve seen the memes, you’ve read the roasts and you’ve enjoyed the hype, but now it’s finally come time for the Flat Earth Movement to do something they could have done ages and ages ago. Yeah, deadset, they’ve fina...

Quantum physicists may have proven we live in a simulation

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Rightio, ya big bewdiful legends, we think that it’s time to take your bat and ball and f**k off home. The reason? Well, if we’re reading this information right, it seems like reality is a sham and we can’t be sure wh...

The most f***en ridiculously deep swimming pool in the world to open in Poland

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Here in Ozzyland, we f**ken love a good swimming pool. It may be a surprise to some because our beaches are so bloody good, but we’re also pretty f**ken keen on swimming pools too. It may be because once you reach cer...

You’ve been eating pineapple wrong your whole life

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Pineapple has become one of those weirdly controversial topics in recent years. As you know, there’s great debate as to whether you put it on your pizza or whether you don’t. In the past, it’s been famous for being th...

This plumber charged $230,000 for a blocked toilet

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If you own your own place, the chances are that sooner or later you’re going to need to get a tradie in to complete some sort of work. And, yeah, we know, it’s a home reno generation and everyone thinks they can handl...

Sheila demands persuasive essay for her BJ services, bloke writes the mother of all essays

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The humble bj is indeed a pretty f**ken marvellous thing. Anyone who’s ever had one won’t need convincing otherwise. Unfortunately, for some blokes, getting some mouth to south resuscitation isn’t as simple as it look...