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Missing pet tortoise found alive in attic after thirty years!

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When it comes right down to it, pets are a bloody important part of life. Yeah, nah, it’s true. Whether you like cats, dogs, fish, birds, or any of the other amazing creatures we keep for love and companionship, one t...

The sex-toy that lets you have sex just with your balls

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It’s probably reasonable to say that any discussion about sex toys can open a can of worms. Yeah, nah, questions like ‘how does that work?’ ‘Why would that feel good?’ and ‘but why?’ Can all be more than sensible ques...

Disneyland employee ruins proposal by snatching ring from man

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Considering Disneyland is supposed to be the place where dreams come true, you might think it’s the perfect place for a dream proposal. Yeah, nah, whether you go in for all that every prince has a princess s**t or not...

Robotic Systems Lab robots have trained their Robots to mimic Rocky Balboa!

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When it comes to the world’s greatest training sessions, we all know that nothing can get you in shape as well as Rocky’s regime. Yeah, nah, not even a Mr Miyagi training system is as good as Rocky’s, and fighting mac...

Anthony Smith reveals how drunk Bilzerian and Cerrone ‘removed’ his family from UFC seats

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One of the things we love about UFC is that it’s f**ken chockers with drama. Deadset, if you reckon the kinda soap opera storylines that go with wrestling were only for the pantomime of WWE, we’ve got news for you. MM...

7 tonnes of hot dog filler spills onto the highway after accident

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If you’ve ever wondered exactly what was inside your hot dogs before they went on the grill – and the simple answer of ‘lips and arseholes’ wasn’t good enough for you – give this story a bit of a squiz. Thanks to a bi...

TikTok Video has people travelling the world to visit Binley Fish and Chip shop

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We know we’re showing our age here, but just when you think you’ve got social media worked out, some more bulls**t that leaves you shaking your head happens. Take the f**ken craziness happening at a local fish and chi...

Sabbath service derails after couple spend “45 minutes” having sex on Zoom

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Forgetting to turn your camera off while engaging in activities usually kept private is, for the boomers out there, one of the biggest modern fears going. For others, it’s the gift that keeps on giving. Yeah, nah, as ...

Thieving seagull makes frequent raids on local shop, no one can stop the b*stard!

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We don’t know what it is about thievery, but when people do it, we reckon it’s s**t. When it’s animals, though, we f**ken love it. If they’re thieving from big corporations, even better. After all, no one really likes...

Dad forced to pay $4,200 after son knocks over golden Teletubby in store

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We’ve all heard the saying ‘if you break it, you bought it’, but in all honesty, we’re not sure most of us really take the idea seriously. Yeah, nah, it seems like one of those empty threats people throw around withou...

These poorly designed signs are bloody brilliant

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If there’s one thing your English teacher should have taught you, it’s that clear communication is bloody everything. Yeah, nah, it doesn’t matter if you can’t tell an adverb from an adjective or analyse the s**t out ...

People with expired NDAs are revealing their former workplace secrets!

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Non-disclosure agreements, or NDAs, are usually a sign that there’s something going on in your workplace that your boss doesn’t want known. Unless he’s the bloody Colonel, there’s a pretty good chance that something i...

Turns out loads of Aussies wore nothing but their undies to the Federal Election

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You may or may not know this, but over here in the land down under, we just had a federal election. The country voted now former Prime Minister Scott Morrison out on his arse and voted Prime Minister Anthony Albanese ...

Scientists find ancient forest in giant sinkhole in China

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We don’t know about you f**kers, but we bloody remember stories where ancient worlds are found beneath volcanoes, sinkholes and the arctic pretty f**ken fondly. Yeah, nah, whether you’re talking about The Savage Land ...

First flying car passes safety test in Japan, release date set for 2025

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As we’ve moved further into the 21st century, it’s highly likely you’ve heard people ask where some of the technological advancements we were promised in movies like Total Recall, The Fifth Element, and Blade Runner a...

NASA photo reveals ‘doorway’ on Mars

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If you’ve been following us lately, you might know that we’ve kinda been lamenting the loss of the old-fashioned conspiracy theory. Fortunately, though, the internet hasn’t disappointed us. Yeah, nah, if you ask you m...

These two blokes went for a pint and ended up in Ibiza

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For most people, the idea of a proper raging binge-drinking session is the kinda thing that happens in movies like The Hangover. For people like Dan and Alex, though, that s**t is part of life. Deadset, just the other...

Passenger with no flight experience forced to land plane

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Mate, we don’t know about you, but if we were to think of some of the worst possible situations to be in, having the pilot of your f**ken plane pass out while you’re in the air is right up there with the worst of them...

Sheila puts condom on her leg to call out men who say they’re “too big”

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All right, if we’re gonna be completely honest, we’re gonna have to say that condoms have got their detractors. Yeah, nah, fair’s fair, they can inhibit some of the finer things in a sexual relationship. Despite that,...

Two dolphins getting “aroused” with anaconda in mouths

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If you’ve ever seen a wildlife documentary, you’ll know that animals don’t always have the same filters we humans do. Yeah, nah, they don’t need to worry about finding a private place before getting their freak on. De...