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Scientific study suggests blokes with larger beards have smaller testicles
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It’s no secret that across the animal kingdom, the male of the species is always trying to impress the female. Of course, some of them might be trying to impress the male of the species, but the central point is the s...
This man’s obituary has the Internet in stitches due to it’s hilarious honesty
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We’ve all got that one mate who just doesn’t give a flying f**k for authority, dissenting opinions and the fact they might just be a smidgen offensive. And, in a strange twist of fate, instead of making us want to kee...
These Aussie blokes figured out a self service hack for free burgers
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Look, here in Ozzyland, we’ve got our share of dodgy buggers. Just to be clear, though, we’re not talking proper dodgy right now, but. Yeah, nah, we’re talking about larrikins. A couple of cheeky blokes. Little s**t-s...
Asian supermarkets are replacing plastic packaging with banana leaves
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Even though we all ‘know’ that plastic’s a f**ken massive problem for the environment, it’s been bloody difficult to get supermarkets and manufacturers to cut down on packaging and do their bit to help the environment...
This Japanese artist imagines humans living in a world full of massive animals
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While we know that the megafauna of history featured a whole s**t-tonne of f**ken huge animals, we can probably count ourselves pretty lucky that we don’t actually have to deal with that in the modern world. Strewth, ...
Bloke becomes lawyer to win his Dad’s land back 23 years after legal dispute
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If you’ve seen the Kill Bill movies, you probably remember the moment when Uma Thurman, in her role as the Bride, tells the daughter of one of her vanquished enemies that if she still feels raw about the murder years ...
These tiny frogs have been discovered and their names are f**ken mint
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Anyone who remembers their high school biology knows that scientifically, different species of animals get dubbed with awesome as f**k binomial nomenclature. Traditionally, that s**t was built around Latin grammar, bu...
Bloke mistakes cheating scandal for April Fools joke, embarrasses entire family
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We all know that when the first of April comes around, you have to keep your wits about you. People of all creeds and cultures are more than happy to trick you into believing all kinds of crazy s**t. Of course, while ...
Batman turns up to a crime scene in British Columbia offering to help
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Batman walks a pretty f**ken fine line in the world of superheroes. Whether you’re Marvel, DC, or even bloody Image, pretty much everyone agrees that the caped crusader is rad as f**k. He’s got pathos practically ble...
Bloke finds his ‘missing’ kitten snoozing under dog’s ear
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For a long time, dogs and cats have been at war. It’s one of the great rivalries of the world, and it’s a dispute that’s been immortalised in thousands of cartoons, kid’s stories and comic books. But just like the feu...
Vegan ‘influencer’ gets caught eating fish and awkwardly tries to hide it on camera
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Look, we all know that one bloke – even if it’s usually a sheila – who claims to be a vegetarian or a vegan but eats f**ken fish or chicken because it’s not ‘meat’. It f**ks us how that one works, but you know, fair g...
Adults reveal childhood memories of things they assumed only rich people had
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Money is a pretty interesting thing. Depending on how much you have, you may have a completely different understanding of it to someone else. And, yeah, we know that’s a bit of a no-brainer, but the reality is that fo...
Couple from Florida earned the title “bogan wedding of the year” in f***en style
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There’s a lot to be said for finding true happiness with the one you love. Finding someone who can share your hobbies with you. Who can just be happy with you in your favourite places. Someone who gets hard over the s...
Bloke deliberately breaks a s**tload of dumb laws in front of the police
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You might remember Vice’s Pommy reporter Oobah Butler. He’s the bloke who got his dodgy restaurant to the Number 1 position on Tripadviser’s best restaurants in London list. Well, he’s f**ken back. This time, though, ...
Bloke phones Internet provider to complain that he can’t beat his meat
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Have you blokes ever heard of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs? If you have, you’ll get the gist of this pretty quickly, but if you haven’t, it’s basically a list of the things that are essential to the human experience. U...
Sansa Stark chugs her wine on the Jumbotron like a f***en champion
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The bloody Jumbotron is one of the highlights of any sporting contest. It provides everyday people with a chance to stake their claim to fame. To do something funny, sweet, memorable or downright epic. It might be a d...
Bloke conducts experiment to work out what the f*** the dials on ya toaster mean
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It doesn’t matter where you’re from or what you believe, there’s always going to be at least one thing that can bind humans from all over the globe for the common good. We reckon a mad feed could probably have a fair ...
The “Barking Dog Man” is back 9 years later, and he’s still f**ken got it!
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One of the greatest gifts the internet can bestow on us is the arrival of a new viral legend. A One-Vid Wonder if you will. There’s been f**ken heaps of the b**tards over time, but one of the all-time classics has to ...
Kid refuses to move legs on train, someone captured his reaction when bloke sits on him
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One of the best things about being human is the fact we’re acutely aware of the power of facial expression. When something happens that moves us emotionally, we react. It’s part of what makes our existence as almost b...
Bloke decodes nail art to save guys from dating the “crazy sheilas”
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Usually when we greet you all, we take special care to greet both the blokes and the blokettes. Not today, though. Yeah, nah, today, we’ve got a special post just for the blokes out there in the comments. We know that...
