This cinema in the U.S lets you take your dog and drink unlimited booze
Everyone out there in the comments section knows we bloody love dogs here at Ozzy Man Reviews. And, in fairness, why wouldn’t we? There’s a reason dogs are known as man’s best friend. They’re f**ken grouse. Need someone to guard your house? A dog’ll do it. Need someone to keep you company? A dog’ll do that too. How about walk your blind uncle Barry around? Guess what? F**ken dog. That’s not even the limit of their powers. Yeah, nah, they f**ken rescue people, bite bad guys, bust drug-smugglers and give great hugs. Dogs are the bloody best!
If you reckon we’re about on the money with that assessment, you’re probably gonna love K9 Cinemas in Texas. This awesome little cinema lets you bring your bloody pooch along.
Now THAT is a f**ken grouse idea.
The venue’s owner, Eric Lankford, reckons it’s the first venue of its kind in the world, and we’re not gonna disagree. While you might be able to take your doggos to outdoor screenings of movies, this is a proper, legit and fair dinkum operation.
It started as a pop-up cinema in 2018, but after two months it was such a f**ken success, Lankford was able to open in a permanent location offering 30 human seats with loads of room for dogs. One ticket gets you and two of your dog friends in to see the movie.
That’s not all, though. Your entry price, a measly fifteen American dollarydoos, even gets you unlimited wine or a decent amount of whiskey. That, my friends, is not a deal to be sniffed at.
If you’re interested in going, you just need to bring a copy of your dog’s medical records, clean up after them and keep ‘em on a leash. And check this s**t out: if you want to go but don’t have a dog, you still can!
Final thought: It’s f**ken tops that more and more people are cottoning on to the idea that people with pets actually want to hang out with them. This is a bloody bonza idea and we reckon it’s one we need to bring to Ozzyland sooner rather than later.
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Video Link: K9 Cinemas