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Forget the doom and gloom for now – here’s some bloody good news stories
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Here at Ozzy Man reviews, we know as much as you do that it’s pretty easy to get caught up in doom, gloom, fear, and paranoia right now, but despite all of the chaos and the changes to our daily lives, this whole thin...
UK couple catch their neighbour dressing up as a shrub to escape lockdown
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We’ve all got that one bloke on the street that’s a bit of a clown. Don’t get us wrong, we know that some Ozzies have neighbours who live miles and miles away, but the point still stands. There’s a village idiot in ev...
Twitter responds to Jimmy Fallon asking what they’re doing while in quarantine
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Love or hate Jimmy Fallon, you can’t say that the bloke doesn’t get his audience interacting well. Now, with most of the US on lockdown, the talk-show host is so bored he’s started finding out what other people are do...
How to make friends: the social distancing edition
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By now, we’re becoming more and more familiar with the burgeoning friendships – and relationships – that are being made possible by social distancing. It’s one of those beautiful ironies of life that’s becoming more a...
Bloke claims he’s nailed the KFC secret recipe and has shared it online
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We all know that KFC’s recipe is a closely guarded secret, but that’s never stopped people from trying to reverse engineer it, nail it through trial and error, or just f**ken fluke it. Despite that, we’ve never really...
Cheeky dolphins get excited over a sloth coming to say G’day on private Zoo tour
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We all know that bloody dolphins are pretty f**ken cool, right? And, just quietly, if you don’t get excited at the thought of seeing dolphins in the wild, you bloody should! These mintox creatures aren’t just smart, t...
Dalek spotted cruising around UK streets ordering humans to self-isolate
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Just the other day, we spoke to you about some of the unique ways places like Japan are dealing with social distancing requirements. And, to be fair to them, they’re bloody nailing it. They’re busting out the robots a...
This might be the greatest bloody love story of the Coronavirus era
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You might have seen the story online the other day about a couple of young whippersnappers in New York who’ve begun dating thanks to a unique set of long-distance circumstances. If you didn’t, it all started when Jere...
Watch Samuel Jackson read the social distancing kids book Stay the F**k at Home!
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Unless you’ve been living under a rock, we’re gonna guess you’re pretty bloody familiar with Samuel L Jackson’s classic reading of everyone’s favourite bedtime story, Go the F**k to Sleep. Yeah, nah, the legendary act...
Aussie Comedian invades Airforce meeting via Zoom, high ranking officer wasn’t impressed
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As we’ve come to find out over the last few weeks, bloody humans are an innovative bunch when it comes to finding ways of entertaining themselves during a lockdown. Deadset, for those of us who’d normally be occupied ...
Sheila asks Twitter to Photoshop her selfie. You know what happens next!
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If you’re a young whipper-snapper, you were born yesterday, or you’ve been living under a rock since the internet was invented, you might not know how risky it is to ask random strangers on the internet to Photoshop y...
These self-isolators attempted to cut their own hair – results are bloody gold
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As you know, the art of the haircut is a pretty f**ken specialised one. Deadset, unless you’re just chopping it all off with your own set of clippers, you really want someone else staying on top of that s**t for you. ...
Scientists are sharing their favourite paper titles. Some of them are friggen bonza!
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Yeah, look, despite the stereotype of them being a bunch of dusty old grandpas, scientists aren’t actually as boring as you’d think. Yeah, nah, some of them even act like real people and have real human interests. Dea...
‘Can my husband see his mistress?’ Just one of the questions police have received during lockdown in France
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For some of us living in the western world, the idea of having to live with the threat of virulent illness, quarantine, and general chaos can be a bit much to take. Don’t get us wrong, we know the introverts out there...
Italian Mayor uses drone to hurl abuse at wankers breaking quarantine
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Bloody drones! We might be wrong, but we’re pretty sure we’ve covered ‘em on here a few times. We know we definitely did when the yanks chucked a flamethrower on one, but we reckon this is a pretty f**ken novel use of...
When customer service staff lose their s**t with rude customers
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We’ve all heard the saying ‘the customer is always right,’ but unfortunately, it’s one of those things that just isn’t true. We don’t know when it got popularised as an idea, but it’s a crock of s**t when you think ab...
Former Champion boxer takes just 30 seconds to teach ‘mouthy’ student a lesson
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Mouthy b**tards. Unfortunately, we all know at least one of these guys. Sometimes they’re pretty funny, but most of the time, they just don’t stop annoying you with their constant s**t-talking. And when we say constan...
Quarantined Mexican bloke sends pooch to the store to get Cheetos
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Let’s be honest, when the going gets tough and you’re stuck at home while quarantined, you need to get your Bear Grylls on and figure out how you’re gonna improvise, adapt, overcome, and survive. Now, if you’re hungry...
Bloke working from home fools his coworkers into thinking he lives in a luxury apartment!
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For those of you who’ve only just begun the whole working from home thing, there’s undoubtedly some getting used to it. Yeah, nah, when you consider that your camera placement might mean you’re effectively inviting yo...
These social distancing pickup lines will make your bloody day!
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Rightio, ya big bloody legends, let’s talk coping mechanisms for a minute or two. Obviously, some of us will just rely on our tried vices at a time like this. As long as you do you in moderation, we’re not gonna whing...
