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All this dog wants to be is closer to his human
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Bloody dogs. Man’s best friend. The goodest pets of them all. Top blokes and girls, the lot of them. Yeah, nah, as you know, we bloody love dogs here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We reckon that when it comes to great companio...
A f@*#en octopus and eagle square off at Canadian fish farm
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When you start an article about a bald eagle held in the tight clutches of an octopus, it’s pretty tempting to draw some sort of analogy to the States right now. We’re not sure exactly why that is, but it’s never good...
Undefeated Russian slap champion gets KO’d
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Seeing as we’ve covered the Russian slapping championships a few times, we’re gonna guess that you know all about the brutal competition. If you don’t, it’s pretty simple. Big f**ken units shape each other up from eit...
F@*k-off big kangaroo runs riot through country town
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When it comes to Ozzyland’s army of pissed-off, angry and f**ken hostile creatures, we know there are plenty we can name-drop at the drop of the hat. What many people outside of our big bewdiful dustbowl of a country ...
Someone has been putting Cowboy Hats on Pigeons in Las Vegas
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Any Ozzy worth their salt will tell you that sun safety’s a pretty f**ken important part of life. Apparently, though, were not the only ones behind that message. Yeah, nah, it appears there’s a faction in Las Vegas th...
The Internet is throbbing over ‘Fish’ that have appeared on a Californian beach
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Mother Nature, that big bloody legend, is a pretty fickle sheila with moods and quirks that shift like the tides and a sense of humour as cheeky as her fits of rage. One minute, she’s smashing the f**k out of some poo...
The Hub’s year in review exposes what people were watching most in 2019
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We all know that sometimes in life, you’ve just gotta do things yourself. You know, provide your own helping hand and work things out with a little bit of self-motivation. This applies to so many contexts that we prob...
This ‘Smutty’ Cadbury advertisement was removed after receiving too many complaints
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Let’s be honest, the majority of us love bloody risqué commercials. Don’t get us wrong, we know the media can sometimes make it seem that they’re a bit more controversial than they are, but they’re only boosting the v...
Delivery Driver’s reaction to free holiday season snacks is gold!
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Everyone knows that Christmas shopping is a royal pain in the dick. You’ve got the crowds, you’ve got the queues, you’ve got the inevitable lack of stock; and, on top it all, you’ve got the stress of trying to squeeze...
NFL Correspondent busted her ex cheating thanks to his Fitbit
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We all know the long-running joke about Fitbit numbers rapidly spiking thanks to the wearer enjoying a quick one off the wrist, but it seems like they’re actually pretty effective when it comes to catching your signif...
F*@#en wanker swan lays the smack down on dog going for a swim
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Look, straight up, we all know geese are f**ken b**tards sent from the depths of hell to frighten and injure anyone who comes too close. What you might not know – we bloody didn’t – is that friggen swans can be total ...
Bloke ‘outraged’ after finding swear word printed on his KFC gravy
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As you know, here in Ozzyland, we bloody love a good swear. Honestly, when you see your mate at work, the first thing you might do is call him a d**khead or a big f**kwit or a bloody wanker. It really is, quite litera...
Gender neutral bird stuns bird experts!
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Look, we don’t want to make this all political, and we know that the phrase ‘gender neutral’ can often spark an online war of words that makes a comments section a hostile and angry place, but this bird is bound to be...
This bloke created a smoke breathing Godzilla Christmas tree
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Now that December’s well and truly here and everyone should have their Christmas tree up, we’re gonna give you a squiz at the tree we reckon might just be the king of them all. We give you, Tree-f**ken-zilla! Have a b...
This local fisherman went viral after discovering a $20 note inside fish
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We’re pretty sure that plenty of you blokes and blokettes out there in the comments section are keen as mustard when it comes to fishing. We’re betting you’ve got secret spots, lucky charms and even a few tall tales, ...
Rare photos reveal a colony of bigass spiders Australia has to deal with
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That old chestnut about Ozzyland being a place that’s f**ken chockers with deadly – or at the very least, scary – critters just keeps popping up on this website. To be honest, that’s because although our bewdiful isla...
This little legend brought his whole kindergarten class to adoption hearing
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We all know that when you’re just a little tin lid, no taller than a dingo’s donger, you’re at your most innocent and adorable. You see the world differently. You treat everyone with respect and you don’t worry about ...
‘Starving artist’ plucks $120,000 banana from Art Basel gallery and eats it
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We’re gonna have to be honest with you here. We’re not exactly art aficionados here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Don’t get us wrong, we know we can look at something and decide whether we like it or not, but when it comes to ...
Video of Boy with Down Syndrome comforting his Autistic Friend viewed millions of times
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Life can be a bloody bitch sometimes. Deadset, we’ve all had days where we just wanna cry our eyes out, assume the foetal position and scream, or just have a grand old whinge, and you know what, there’s f**k-all wrong...
You can now buy Avatar and Total Recall inspired adult robots
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In a move that’s probably a surprise to no one, it seems like the nerdlingers and sci-fi junkies have been among the first to really grasp the idea of the much vaunted "adult" bot. In saying that, we don’t mean to ste...
