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Aussie bike rider dies after trying to avoid swooping magpie

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Crocodiliacs. Nope ropes. Sharks. Box Jellyfish. Feisty Kangaroos. The irukandji. Backpacker murderers. Dunny spiders, drop bears and friggen scorpions; Ozzyland is, as you know, bloody chockers with deadly animals. N...

Lab where Russia store Smallpox and Ebola viruses has exploded

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It feels like only yesterday we were talking about an explosion of bovine jism at an Australian storage facility, but as the Russians are wont to do, they’ve only gone and topped that already. Yeah, deadset, as soon a...

Plumber hits legendary status after refusing payment from elderly woman

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When you’re asked to think of the most legendary plumber you know, the chances are that you’re gonna opt for that famous video game bloke of Italian descent, Luigi. We reckon you really should rethink that and conside...

“Break-up material”: bloke’s savage move against sheila

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We all know that relationships are built on trust, love and affection. And, s**t, let’s be honest, a mutual love of eating. Pretty much everyone puts on a little weight when they get comfy with someone. A big part of ...

Navy confirms that three UFO encounter videos are real

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Rightio, ya big bloody legends, it’s time to grab your tinfoil hats and venture into the world of the unknown. That’s right, we’re getting extra-terrestrial here today – and we’re not even going to Area 51. Yeah, nah,...

Messy clean up underway after massive cattle semen explosion at aussie farm

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Mate, if you’re a firefighter, we’re gonna guess you don’t get taught about ALL of the dangers on the training day. Obviously, you’ve got all the stuff about getting cats out of trees, posing for calendars and sliding...

Marine breaks up fight between students with flying spear tackle

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By now, we’re pretty much all aware of the ‘one punch can kill’ mantra, and there’s a good reason for that. One punch can kill. As you know, it only takes one dodgy fall for a head to be broken like a bloody egg. Of c...

Mum asks for time off when son is put on life support, manager’s response causes outrage

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Every now and then, everyone has to face some sort of personal catastrophe in their life. It’s a s**t state of affairs, but unfortunately, there’s just not a lot we can do about it. Yeah, nah, it’s a rough old ride, a...

Some of the greatest Photoshop battles of all time!

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We all know there’s a metric s**tload of awesome things the internet has given us, and naturally, we all have our favourites. However, there’s one thing that we reckon pretty much everyone can agree on: a friggen good...

Diver comes face-to-face with huge seven metre long Anaconda, doesn’t even sh*t himself

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The anaconda is one of those snakes that’s reserved a pretty friggen special reputation for itself over the years. The Ice Cube film from the late 90s can probably take a little bit of credit, but in all honesty, thes...

Grandma slows down speeding drivers with her hairdryer ‘speed gun’

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Let’s be honest, we’ve probably all driven a bit too fast in an area where we really shouldn’t. And while we’d say there’s nothing wrong with that, there patently is – and we don’t mean because of the possible fines. ...

Bloke knocks back new van because the number plate was too rude

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Any bloke over a certain age has had a chuckle at the number ‘69’. And there’s a good reason for that. Yeah, nah, it’s not exactly the most couth of all the numbers. If you’re wondering why, it’s because ‘69’ is the n...

Bloke creates fake restaurant and sells microwave meals on Deliveroo

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A little while ago, we shared the story about the fake restaurant that became TripAdvisor’s number one-rated establishment. Well, this story’s in a kinda similar vein. The key difference however is that it’s not TripA...

Kiwi bloke about to get the sack brings emotional support clown to meeting

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If there’s one thing people who’ve been on the internet are familiar with, it’s the idea of quitting your job in a ‘humorous’ or outlandish way. We’ve never seen it happen in real life, but we assume it’s a lot more u...

Giant ‘cougar’ causes panic after appearing on garage roof

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Despite what you might think, the dangerous animals we have here in Ozzyland kinda pale in comparison to some of the ones kicking back in other parts of the world. Take the US and their cougars for example. Unlike our...