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Sheila demands resume from prospective dates, bloke nails it

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As we’ve alluded to a few times now, the online dating pool is basically a bacteria-ridden pit of douchebags, psychos, crazy chicks and weirdos. Anyone left trying to seriously navigate it needs a bloody good system i...

The truth about this bloody “Momo challenge” is actually more disturbing than you think

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By this stage, every one of you has probably heard about the latest viral threat to the lives of children, the Momo Challenge. It’s the one where a freaky looking sheila appears on the screen of various media and talk...

Couple watches on as cruise ship leaves them stranded in the Bahamas

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F**ken travelling isn’t always everything it’s cracked up to be. While the destinations are usually pretty f**ken schmick, you can’t usually say the same about the transit part. Yeah, nah, that part’s usually pretty f...

Mum with baby on flight provides goodie bags for 200 passengers

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Rightly or wrongly, babies on flights have become something of a public whipping boy in recent years. All too often, we hear about people who’ve acted like d**ks because a nearby baby has been noisy on the plane. The ...

Shirtless Russian bloke with knife in back leaves hospital for a durry in the freezing

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Man With Knife In Back Walks Out Of Hospital For Cigarette Under -10°C Temperature Despite the fact every cigarette-smoking mother**ker you know claims they could quit smoking any time they wanted, the habit’s supp...

Some f***en cracker ozzy slang examples that need translating to English

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One thing that’ll sure as s**t always blow us away, is the simple fact that even though we’re Ozzy as f**k here at Ozzy Man Reviews, people from all over the f**ken globe check into this website, read these articles a...

Jack Black accidentally re-creates new “Distracted Boyfriend” meme

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Surely the old “distracted boyfriend meme” has reached it’s peak? I’m honestly ready for it to die a bloody slow and painful death. Everyone's is entitled to their 15mins of internet fame, but I can’t be the only who’...

Live streamer “Ice Poseidon” unknowingly admits to running a ponzi scheme conning millions of dollars

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You don’t have to be a bloody genius to know that controversy can be a great way to get your name out there so you benefit from the publicity associated with it. If you know YouTuber Ice Poseidon, you’re no doubt awar...

South African Pastor blows everyone’s minds bringing bloke “back to life” at service

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Bringing dudes back to life has long been a goal of mankind. From Victor Frankenstein to Herbert West, our literature’s absolutely chockers with pricks who want to show they can cross the pale and assume the power of ...

Bloke sells VHS player on eBay then receives f***en tear jerking letter from 86-yr-old buyer

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Man Sold VHS Player On EBay Then Received Tear-Jerking Letter From 86-Year-Old Buyer While most of us would cast off this fossil of the tech world, young Matt decided to try his luck on eBay in the hopes of makin...

Turns out the entire f***en Internet is outraged by PETA’s scummy attack on Steve Irwin

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As you’re no doubt aware, those dodgy vultures over at PETA really raised our bloody ire the other day. We won’t patronise you with all the details, but they decided to have a crack at our beloved Steve ‘the bloody le...

Real-life Russian Mario Kart on a frozen river is f***en insane!

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You know, every now and then we start to think about how we haven’t been across to Russia in a while and how we kinda miss those crazy b**tards and their over-the-bloody-top antics. Naturally, that means it’s only a m...

Dad mics up 4 year old son at Hockey practice to see what the f*** he does out there

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Amongst all the various video genres that have taken off since the internet could broadcast everyone’s inane 15 minutes of fame across the world, videos of little kids doing stupid s**t that could in no way ever come ...

This bloke was banned from Tinder after creating 60 profiles, here’s his best work

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I know there’s a lot of shelia’s out there complaining they can’t find a decent bloke. The nice guys might have been friend zoned already, and the a**hole ones you’ve already f**ked off and now ya single again. Mea...

Bloke pranks his best mate by setting up fake marriage proposal for his first date

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Here in Ozzyland, we bloody well love to give our best mates heaps of s**t. There’s no malice in it. In fact, the general rule of thumb is that the more bloody full-on the prank or the more vulgar the insult, the more...