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Latest Fleshlight product is a game changer

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Welcome to the future lads. A new product from Fleshlight is setting the gold standard in self-care for your c**k, along with a rippin’ video advertisement to boot. The Ad follows the adventures of Capt. Jack Doff as ...

F*** off big muscular monkey spotted at Zoo

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You’re all probably aware that the world had to say goodbye to Roger the Buff Kangaroo recently. It was a sad moment, and we’ll always remember the mad rooter fondly. He was big, he was buff and he was cranky as f**k....

People are taking body piercing up a notch in 2019

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Remember when gettin’ ya nosed pierced was a big f**ken deal? Ya parents would be spewing, convinced it meant you’d end up running a prison gang in Silverwater… And ya boss at your weekend KFC job would be like, you’r...

How muff diving could be good for you

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Lets be clear here mates, when we say muff diving we are talkin' about cunnilingus (crikey, that fancy word is almost as fun to say as muff dinving).  The old love tunnel if ya know what I mean. Turns out that tonguin...

This trailer for a reimagined Fresh Prince of Bel Air looks f***en awesome

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It’s been said a metric s**tload of times, but mainstream Hollywood seems almost devoid ideas with the way it’s remaking, rebooting and reimagining classics and capitalising on our nostalgic love for the old s**t. Wha...

The “Barking Dog Man” is back 9 years later, and he’s still f**ken got it!

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One of the greatest gifts the internet can bestow on us is the arrival of a new viral legend. A One-Vid Wonder if you will. There’s been f**ken heaps of the b**tards over time, but one of the all-time classics has to ...

The last photos of legendary “Queen of the Elephants”

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As far as animals go, you’ve got to admit that the elephant is a f**ken bewdy. Think about it: as big as a brick s**thouse? F**ken check. Ability to s**t-mix c**ts with their f**ken legendary trunks? Also f**ken check...

Scientists have successfully reversed time in a quantum computer

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Considering some of the dodgy s**t that goes on in the world today, there are probably a few people who wish they could turn back the clock and have another crack at a few things in their lives. And why not, this scen...

Bloke robs sheila at ATM, returns her money after seeing bank balance

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We’re all familiar with the story of Robin Hood. He’s the plucky fox who steals from the rich and gives to the poor. And, yeah, we know, he comes in many guises. Sometimes he’s a Golden Age actor with a massive dong. ...

Kid refuses to move legs on train, someone captured his reaction when bloke sits on him

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One of the best things about being human is the fact we’re acutely aware of the power of facial expression. When something happens that moves us emotionally, we react. It’s part of what makes our existence as almost b...

Woolly Mammoth-infused cells show f***en signs of biological activity after 28,000 years

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G’day ya big woolly mammoth loving mother**kers. How ya doing? Hopefully, the answer to that question is ‘bloody grouse!’ If it’s not, we’ve got something that’ll cheer you right the f**k up. A while back, we told you...

Bloke decodes nail art to save guys from dating the “crazy sheilas”

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Usually when we greet you all, we take special care to greet both the blokes and the blokettes. Not today, though. Yeah, nah, today, we’ve got a special post just for the blokes out there in the comments. We know that...

Voice actor brilliantly trolls scammer over the phone and records it

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There really aren’t many life-forms lower than a bloody scammer. In fact, we’re hard-pressed to think of any. Just for starters, we can rule out any life form with a spinal cord. S**t, we can pretty much rule out anyt...

Bloke who got swallowed by a whale explains how he got out

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Bloody hell! If this isn’t some Jonah and the Whale bulls**t, we’re never gonna have a story that is. The other day, a diver was filming some pretty cool marine shenanigans when a friggin’ whale just f**ken gobbled hi...

People share the most awesome acts of kindness they’ve experienced from strangers

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No matter your station in life, there’s just no denying that a random act of kindness is right up there with the best things you can possibly experience. And, no, we’re not talking about charity here, we’re talking ab...