Some of the most satisfying objects to sooth your OCD
If you’ve spent any time on YouTube – and we have to assume you have – you’re probably all over those videos that show you ‘perfect’ objects and processes. We’re not gonna lie. We reckon there’s a pretty f**ken solid place for them. Of course, they’re not a patch on those moments in life when you come across something so perfect it’s almost unbelievable. While we can’t replicate that sensation for you exactly, we can show you photos from people who have found it.
With that in mind, let’s not waste any more time. Let’s just get to the perfect bloody pictures.
Have a squiz at this bloody mintox scoop of peanut butter. We don’t know how they did it, but if that came straight out of the jar like that, they’ve f**ken nailed it.
How friggen good is this art installation combining a split boulder with stretched bronze. More than that, how good is its impression of the T-1000 from Terminator 2?
Perfectly transparent ice from the crystal clear waters of wherever this photo was taken. Pretty special s**t.
F**k, we’ll admit it’s a bloody grouse photo and these cats have got the perfect hug going on, but we still don’t trust ’em. It’s all some sort of ruse. Yeah, nah, they’ve definitely got some evil plans happening.
The farmer who stacked these carrots is more than a farmer, he’s a bloody artist. Deadset, that s**t is amazing.
Farken hell! Even poorly made cake is good cake, but that’s a seriously impressive set-up. We almost wouldn’t want to smash it with a glass of choccy milk. Almost.
Yeah, nah, that might be the best tree shadow ever. The shape’s bloody spot-on, but have a look at the branches. It almost looks like one of those necklaces your slightly cooky Aunt Shaz wears.
Have a bloody geeze at the job the chickens have done on these water-melons. They’ve cleaned it perfectly. Legends!
Yeah, nah, that’s some serious woodwork going on there. Obviously, you’ve gotta hope the tree won’t get any bigger, but that’s a tidy bit of workmanship. F**ken onya, Dad!
Yeah, nah, we’re not exactly experts or anything, but if the perfect Autumn tree existed, it’d be this cheeky bugger. Serious, it’s just bloody showing off.
These rhubarb pies have f**ken nailed it. Deadset.
How good’s the weld on this? Don’t get us wrong; it might or might not be structurally sound, but it’s bloody bewdiful!
The paint job on this building is about as good as it f**ken gets. Yeah, nah, she’s a pearler.
Final thought: We’re not gonna bulls**t you. We dig this stuff. If you’ve got more of it, load up the Facebook comments with a few photos of your own. There’s no such thing as too much perfection.
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H/T: BORED PANDA.