All Crikey!
A bunch of times people broke something and found a secret inside
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One of the unfortunate aspects of life is breaking s**t. Yeah, nah, unless you’re Limp Bizkit and you need some material for a hit song, breaking stuff sucks arse. Well, most of the time. Every now and then, you break...
Airline CEO explains seat reclining etiquette in the wake of “bloke punching sheila’s seat” video
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We know you blokes and blokettes out there in the comments section are pretty well-versed when it comes to the big news stories, so we reckon you might have heard something about this one. Still, we can’t just let it ...
This absolute legend of a Firefighter saved a lizards life with CPR
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Mate, it’s well and truly established that while there are plenty of top blokes doing the rounds, most fireys are right up there at the tip of the top of the pinnacle. F**k yeah, they do awesome s**t for a living, and...
Top bloody orangutan offers helping hand to park ranger
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Funnily enough, we don’t seem to have spoken about orangutans on here too much. To be honest, that’s a damn shame. These big ginger b**tards are bloody top blokes and sheilas. Deadset, unlike some primates, these guys...
“The Little Master” Sachin Tendulkar comes out of retirement to represent Australia for charity
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Mate, if there’s one thing we’ve come to know in the aftermath of the bushfires that have burned large swathes of our big bewdiful country to the ground, it’s that bloody legends everywhere want to do their bit to hel...
Russian Prankster hangs a portrait of Putin up in elevator to see the reactions
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Here in Ozzyland, we’re pretty f**ken ambivalent about our politicians. No matter which side of the political divide we fall on, we reckon that pretty much all of us reckon the blokes and sheilas in Canberra are a bun...
The moment a lost dog is reunited with its family 18 months after going missing
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By now, our love of dogs has been well and truly documented. We reckon they’re f**ken grouse. Deadset, if there’s a dog on the street, we want to pat that little bugger. We want to throw them a ball and give them a bl...
Legendary dog catches the bus to the dog park – by itself – every day
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Mate, if you’ve been around the bush a couple of times, you’re no doubt pretty aware that dogs are bloody smart. Deadset, they can do all sorts of s**t, but one thing you might not expect a dog to do is take a solo bu...
Golf-pro loses concentration when cheeky sheila deliberately puts him off
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We all know that golf is a sport that’s about etiquette, calm behaviour, gentlemanly conduct and a kind of aloofness you don’t see in many other sports. Of course, that’s just a stereotype. When it comes to the Phoeni...
Jason Momoa’s bizarre new TV ad left viewers bloody confused
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When you mention Jason Momoa, there are a few things that come to mind. Most of those things are the big rig’s bloody muscles. And when you consider that the bloke’s already portrayed Khal Drogo, Conan the Barbarian, ...
This bloke hacked Google traffic maps with 99 phones and a handcart
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Those of us who’ve eschewed our tinfoil helmets and embraced the fact Google knows where we are, what we’re doing, and who we’re talking to at any given time have come to rely on the tech giant’s pervasive tracking to...
The Carnivore Diet has gotten Joe Rogan ripped but it took some getting used to
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If you’re the kind of person who’s constantly looking for the perfect diet as a way to lose a s**tload of weight, it turns out that famed funny-man and UFC commentator Joe Rogan might have just the ticket. Yeah, nah, ...
Bottom-ranked Sumo underdog bursts into teas as he wins championship title
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F**k yes, people, f**k yes, sports, f**k yes, legendary feel-good moments. F**k yes! Deadset, we all know there’s nothing like an underdog story to get the heart pumping, the tears streaming and the warm fuzzies crank...
Veteran collapses after discovering his $350 Rolex is worth over $700,000!
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We’d be willing to bet that more than a few blokes and blokettes out there in the comments section have some sort of collectible they hope will one day earn them some serious coin. It might be a bloody Funko Pop, it m...
Spanish bouncer says “YEAH NAH” to annoying customer with a slap that we could bloody hear back in Australia
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It doesn’t matter where you are in the world, too much alcohol and too much creepy behaviour are going to get you s**tmixed on a night out on the town. Here in Ozzyland, the visible side of the clubs usually sees boun...
A reward has been offered to remove this tyre from a massive crocodile’s neck!
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We know that most of you out there in the comments section are pretty bloody keen on wildlife. That’s because you’re a bunch of good blokes and sheilas, but how far would you go to help an animal out? We’ve no doubt y...
Scalding hot soup explodes after customer drops cigarette lighter in it
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If there’s one thing you really don’t want to suffer in life, it’s bloody food burns. Deadset, if you’ve ever dropped the gravy from a steaming hot meat pie on your f**ken fingers, you’ll know how badly searing hot gr...
Pro Twitch streamer gets scolded by young son during live broadcast
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When we’re talking stereotypes about videogames, a pretty obvious one would see the parents having a crack at their ‘lazy’ kids and telling them to get off the screen, do some chores, and maybe take some fresh air. Fu...
Bakery worker steals $90,000 worth of wildly expensive cakes
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Let’s talk theft for a minute. In particular, let’s talk about that idea of something ‘falling off the back of a truck’. You know, like that cheap television your old man just picked up, or the new microwave he got yo...
This sheila is one of the world’s best competitive eaters…
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When you think of competitive eaters, you probably think of big dudes. You know, like Lardass Hogan in Stand By Me. Funnily enough, though, it’s not only big f**ken rigs who can put away enough tucker to feed an army....
