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Meet Tim, the Cowboy Museum’s wholesome security guard – and Twitter manager!

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Yeah, nah, there’s no doubt that the next few months are probably gonna be the making of a few new online personalities. After all, if there’s one thing blokes and blokettes in quarantine are gonna be fanging for, it’...

Danish supermarket comes up with a brilliant pricing loophole to stop hand sanitiser hoarding

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Mate, you’re probably sick of us whinging about hoarding – along with everyone else – but we can’t not talk about an ingenious solution to it cooked up by a Danish supermarket. Seriously, something had to be done, and...

#KindnessPandemic hashtag shows heartwarming acts bringing Aussies and others together

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Obviously, it’s a time of crisis and the media has responded in the only way it knows how to – by focusing on the dodgier buggers out there and inciting chaos and panic amongst the masses. But, as you probably know, t...

Bill Gates Reddit “Ask Me Anything” about Coronavirus is pretty f**ken insightful!

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While we all know that Bill Gates is pretty much THE computer guy – and no, we’re not debating it, ya big Steve Jobs groupies – it often passes people by that the Microsoft legend knows a thing or two about infectious...

People are going mental over the #buttholecut of Cats

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Anyone who’s ever seen a cat knows that personality aside, the little buggers can be pretty cute. Of course, anyone who knows that cats are cute also knows that they have one big round design flaw just puckered up and...

Sheila farts in her boyfriend’s face while attempting TikTok challenge!

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Whether you call ‘em farts, fluffs or straight-up flatus; there’s no denying that farts are funny. Deadset, get a bunch of blokes and sheilas who speak different languages together, and it’s a safe bet that if one of ...

Defense attorney left gobsmacked at his client’s wild accusations against the judge

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Even though they cop it pretty hard at times, criminal attorneys must have one of the most interesting jobs there are. Don’t get us wrong, though, we’re not talking about the money or the prestige. Yeah, nah, we’re ta...

Hundreds of monkeys are fighting over a bloody banana right now!

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F**ken monkeys are c**ts. You know that as well as we do, so we won’t harp on about it too much. As long as they’re happy, they’re pretty entertaining – even if you don’t want ‘em too close – but once they’ve got a be...

Ronaldo is turning his hotels into Coronavirus hospitals and paying for doctors and nurses

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There aren’t too many athletes in the world with a higher profile than Cristiano Ronaldo. Yeah, nah, the living legend is pretty much at the pinnacle. Naturally, he can still be a bit of a divisive character. Some see...

The Chinese Communist Party repeatedly tried to scrub this COVID-19 story from the web

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Mate, we know that we’re harping on about this coronavirus thing – and we’d much rather be harping on about koalas – but it’s kinda big news. Still, despite the panic being spread by the media, there are f**ken tonnes...

Mayhem on board after woman ’deliberately’ coughs on flight attendant

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You know, it doesn’t really matter what’s going on in the world, some people just have no sense of self-awareness or desire for self-preservation. If you’re not sure what we mean, ask yourself this: would you go cough...

UFC title contender Paulo Costa KO’s Logan Paul in sparring session

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We probably don’t need to give you a lesson on who Logan Paul is. You either know him as that entertaining bloke from YouTube who sometimes says and does dumb s**t, or you know him as that bloody idiot from YouTube. E...

Bloke ‘parties’ while wearing a Fitbit to study the effects on his body

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Whether you’re a ‘party’ person or not, you can’t deny the fact that for large swathes of the population, nights out usually involve more than a few pints. Yeah, nah, when it comes to additional mood-altering additive...

Hero truckie who went viral after stopping robbery has left TV hosts in stitches… Again

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You probably remember the video we shared with you a couple of days ago where legendary Kiwi fella Turawaho Hemopo foiled a young crim’s attempts to escape from a robbery by tackling him to the ground and waiting for ...

Quarantined kids in Wuhan have used app store “hack” to avoid online homework

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One of the things that makes any news event interesting is the human side of it. Deadset, we might sometimes come in for criticism in the west for seemingly brushing off news of mass fatalities, but if you can slap a ...

Meet the Aussies who skated Wuhan during Coronavirus lockdown

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Mate, if you ask most people, they’ll probably tell you that the last place they want to be in the midst of all this Coronavirus worry is bloody Wuhan. Yeah, nah, you know, Ground Zero! Of course, here’s the dilemma: ...

This bloke got rejected and went on a bloody insane selfie filled rant

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You know we love a bloody good text-exchange story here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We know that sometimes their legitimacy is questionable, but they always tell a bloody good yarn, and you know as well as we do that you don...

Coronavirus ‘adult content’ is going viral on xHamster right now

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If there’s one thing we’ve learned from P0rnhub’s annual stats releases, it’s that the world of smut is incredibly responsive to the big news stories and world events of the day. Deadset, that industry is as predictab...

The richest player in Baseball history just sent a golf ball into f*@#en orbit!

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You might have heard of Mike Trout, the Millville Meteor. When it comes to baseball, there aren’t too many as famous as he is right now. Deadset, considering he’s an eight-time MLB All-Star, three-time MVP, and the ri...

Japanese company has invented the ultimate ‘gaming bed’

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Bloody gaming. If you’re a big fan, you’ve probably spent more than a few nights forcing yourself to stay awake, and playing all the way through till the morning just because the bed’s a little far away. For what it’s...