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Sansa Stark chugs her wine on the Jumbotron like a f***en champion

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The bloody Jumbotron is one of the highlights of any sporting contest. It provides everyday people with a chance to stake their claim to fame. To do something funny, sweet, memorable or downright epic. It might be a d...

Mum with baby on flight provides goodie bags for 200 passengers

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Rightly or wrongly, babies on flights have become something of a public whipping boy in recent years. All too often, we hear about people who’ve acted like d**ks because a nearby baby has been noisy on the plane. The ...

Suffering bloke texts Pasta Helpline instead of depression line, gets incredible response

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As much as we like to think that life is all fun, games, YouTube videos and d**k jokes, we just have to face reality and understand that some people are doing it tough. Deadset, we all have our hard moments, but for s...

Sheila’s text convo with mum who wants to buy her car goes viral for all the right reasons

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Right now, I’m sitting here enjoying the bewdiful smell you get when it’s just started to rain after a hot day, and reading s**t on the internet. Firstly, that smell’s called petrichor and that’s a great word, but tha...

Meet the bloody legend who saved homeless people from the polar vortex

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By now, we’ve all heard of the polar vortex that’s been freezing the USA’s collective balls, butts and boobs off, but while we’ve been inundated with humorous videos of blokes burning themselves with hot water and blo...

Geologist gets revenge on neighbour who left huge boulder in her driveway

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G’day, ya toerags. How are you all doing? Hopefully, you’re not dealing with neighbours as painful as the ones the star of today’s story, Melissa Scruggs from California, has to endure. Anyone who’s ever lived next do...

Sheila converts 110-year-old dead tree into a free little library for the neighborhood

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Even today, in an age of Kindles, audiobooks and electronic everything, we still f**ken love books here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Sh*t, our fearless leader even released one himself last year. You should totally buy a copy...

Sheila caught drinking from secret binocular flask at the races goes viral

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Everyone knows we love a beer here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Put simply, we wouldn’t legally be allowed to say we’re Ozzies if we didn’t. With that in mind, we’ll applaud any ingenious, devious, or plain cheeky plan to sne...

Hero Mum chases down package thief and gets her package back

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If there’s one thing that you should always remember, it’s that you don’t f**k with Mum. Whether it’s your mum, your mate’s mum or someone else’s mum entirely, they are not to be messed with. They brought life into th...

Rude customer demands discount on a 50 cent Christmas ornament, worker gets revenge

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As Christmas draws closer, spare a thought for the retail workers out there. While you may have been traipsing through shopping centres and hating on the crowds, you probably haven’t experienced anywhere near as much ...

Honest sixth grader leaves detailed note after bus driver hit and run

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If you’ve ever come out to find your car has copped a sneaky bloody ding from some pork chop who’s f**ked your shit up and then done a runner without owning up to it, you know how frustrating that can be. Repairs don’...

Reporter gets hit in head on live TV, takes it like a f*cken champ

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Live sport is pretty much the f**ken meat and drink of most red-blooded Ozzies, but we’d be bloody dreaming if we thought we were alone in that. The yanks love it, the poms love it, everyone bloody loves it – and that...

Aussie mum battered and bruised while shielding baby from hailstorm

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Anyone familiar with the weather in sunny Queensland at this time of year knows that the afternoons can be a breeding ground for f**ken wicked storms. Spectacular blasts of lightning arcing across the sky are a common...

8 year old girl pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden

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F**K YES!!! Now we’re talking. Like all good blokes who sometimes let a good yarn slightly hyperbolise the truth, we’ve been known to talk some sh*t here at Ozzy Man Reviews. That’s all right though, we know you would...

Elderly Slayer Fan Experiences First Mosh Pit – From Her Wheelchair!

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Whether or not you’re into your metal, there’s a good chance you’ve heard of the band Slayer. As one of the true iconic veterans of the genre, they’ve sold millions of records, inspired countless imitators, and even h...

Mum calls local gay bar for advice after her son came out

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We live in an age where cultural norms and values are shifting. Finding out your son or daughter was gay, used to be a good enough reason – in the eyes of many – to disown them, kick them to the curb or send them to a...

Chuck-E Cheese employees buy presents for kid after no one shows up to his birthday party

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G’day blokes and blokettes, how are you all? Bloody good, I hope. And even if you’re not, you’re probably feeling a bit better than the four-year-old little bugger who invited thirty people to his birthday party and h...

This awesome “Work it” karaoke performance was shared by Missy Elliott herself

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You know as well as we do that karaoke performances can go a couple of different ways. It’s worth mentioning to start with that skill – and the actual ability to sing – isn’t necessarily the only thing that defines a ...

Good Samaritan chased by debt collectors after calling ambulance for a homeless man

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You know, you’d be forgiven for thinking that there are certain times in life when common sense would apply with no questions asked. And yeah, nah, yeah, you’d be forgiven, but you’d still be wrong. Take this for exam...

Waitress who was groped by pervy bloke speaks out about her ordeal

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By now, you’ve probably all seen Ozzy’s commentary on the take-no-sh*t waitress who body-slammed the slimy b*stard who groped her at work, and if not, you’ve undoubtedly seen the footage somewhere else. Well, the top ...