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Here’s what would actually happen if a city was nuked
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Pretty much anyone who’s played videogames, watched movies, read some good quality science-fiction or paid at least a little attention to their modern history knows all about the effects of a nuclear bomb smashing the...
Check out this Jacuzzi for ya balls!
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Balls. They’re quite easily one of the most delicate parts of the male anatomy, but they still need a little love from time to time. Deadset, who hasn’t sat in a spa and enjoyed the pleasant sensation of the water cas...
These Social Media ‘Influencers’ cop exactly what they deserve
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We’ve made our feelings known on ‘Influencer’ culture on this site a few times now, and we’re not special in that. It turns out loads of people are actually pretty anti the self-entitled behaviour that comes from plen...
Massive dog needs rescuing from mountain after getting too tired to walk down
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We say this all the time, but we bloody love dogs. The legendary buggers really are man’s best friend, and we reckon that’s because – in a way – they’re just like us. And, deadset, we mean that. Some of them are big b...
Bloke who identifies as broccoli gets torn apart on morning TV show
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If you know anything about Piers Morgan, you’ll know that he’s exactly the kind of overly conservative celebrity know-it-all who makes a habit of punching down, getting roasted on Twitter by Gary Lineker, and saying d...
The winners of the Wildlife Photographer of the Year comp are in!
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As you know, we consider ourselves real champions of the animal kingdom here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We, like most sensible people, reckon the world is bloody chockers with amazing wildlife and that with a little empathy...
Ozzy sheila gives birth to bloody huge 5.9kg baby
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Let’s give some credit where it’s due. Sheilas are tough as bloody nails and that’s no bulls**t. Seriously, carrying around any baby is hard enough work, but carrying one full-term – inside your guts no less – is a f*...
Schoolgirl refuses to answer “offensive” homework question
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Remember homework? If you do, you probably remember needing even the slightest reason for saying, ‘Yeah, nah, my olds reckon I don’t have to do that one.’ And, honestly, who can be blamed. We might know that homework’...
Bull sends famous bullfighter’s groin to Destination F**ked for the second time
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Picking a fight with a bull is a pretty dumb thing to do. There’s really no other way to put that. And yeah, we’re even taking into account the guys who pick a fight with a bull when all the conditions have been tweak...
These pics are so bloody good it’s hard to believe they aren’t photoshopped
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We all know that the ability to use Photoshop and doctor images is almost as important as the ability to take photos if you’re a photographer these days, and s**t, why wouldn’t it be? With a few simple tweaks, any sim...
Passenger hilariously apologises online after letting huge fart go during bus ride
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Let’s not be precious about it: farts are funny. Deadset, have a think about it. If there’s one thing that can unite people in laughter, it’s a good bloody fart. You can get a bunch of people from different cultures, ...
Terminally ill scientist becomes ‘Full Cyborg’ after latest surgery
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Back in the day, it used to be that if you were terminally ill, you had to hope for the chance to freeze yourself if you wanted to prolong your life. These days, though, science and technology has come a bloody long w...
Check out these products that actually do something to save the world and don’t just talk about it!
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This last week has been an interesting one when it comes to the environment. Obviously, we’re talking about young Greta. Deadset, that young sheila has brought the conversation back to the environment and most sensibl...
The “Open Concept” bar is a bloody gamechanger!
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Well, the only sensible way to start this one off is by saying “f**ken wahey!” Yeah, deadset, anyone over the legal age knows a night on the piss isn’t exactly easy on the wallet, but with news that a bar in Missouri ...
Video of UFO siting out on the ocean has racked up sh***oads of views
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Rightio, ya big bloody legends. Get out your alfoil hats and prepare to be amazed because we’ve got some video for you that’s gonna absolutely blow your tits off. Deadset, fresh from reports that US military footage a...
Sheila accused of keying Tesla turns herself in after car catches her red handed
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We don’t know what it is about Teslas that makes people want to key the s**t out of them, but they seem to inspire levels of rage that fill people with an uncontrollable urge to abandon all common-sense and just key a...
Fatboy Slim mixes Greta Thunberg’s UN speech into “Right Here, Right Now”
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The world was simpler back in 1998. Sure, we still had tonnes of s**t going on, but you’d wake up on the weekend, you’d smash your bowl of cereal and you’d chuck on a bit of Recovery on the ABC to feel your way into t...
Joaquin Phoenix shows up at a screening of Joker
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We don’t know if you’ve been living under a rock or not, but right now, the new Joker movie is all the bloody rage. It’s smashing box-office records, gathering heaps of praise, stirring a bit of controversy and sheddi...
Diver attempts to convince fussy octopus to give up it’s plastic cup armour
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We’ve had octopuses on here a few times lately, and we bloody love that. As we’ve said a thousand times, they’re clever little buggers and it’s always interesting to see just how they spend their time. Now, if you’re ...
Bloke accidentally captures video of daughter dancing to their dog playing piano
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If you’ve ever heard someone say that we don’t deserve dogs, videos like the one you’ll see down below are a pretty good example of why. As you know, they’re bloody legends who’ll do whatever they can to make your day...
