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Bloke finds f**ken massive underground city behind wall in his basement

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If there’s one fact in life that’s pretty much always universally true, it’s that you never know what’s around the corner. For the unnamed bloke behind the discovery of Turkey’s amazing Derinkuyu, that s**t is literal...

There’s a f*@#en World Excel Championships on ESPN and people are loving it

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Unless you’re one of the mighty few who are f**ken Excel Spreadsheet gurus in the workplace, you’re probably not too sure how the program could possibly be fun, let alone a competitive sport. Strangely enough, though,...

This video showing Americans using their first roundabout is mind-blowing

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In many places around the world, we’ve come to respect the sheer brilliance of a roundabout in a high traffic area. Yeah, nah, the Poms are well-known for their love of the roundabout, but we don’t mind ‘em here in Oz...

Footage emerges of fire tornado in LA County

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Fire is a f**ken fickle beast. At times, it’s man’s best friend, separating us from the animals and ensuring we maintain dominion over the land. At other times, though, it’s a real s**tc**t. Yeah, nah, sometimes fire ...

Revhead stuns Czech police by taking Ferrari Grand Prix car on Highway

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We’ve got no f**ken doubt that plenty of you lot in the comments section love fast cars. Yeah, nah, when it comes to making assumptions, we feel like that’s a fairly safe one. And let’s be honest, who among us wouldn’...

Sheila gets sent to Destination F**ked by cranky koala

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It’s no secret that koalas are known the world over for being cute and cuddly. Yeah, nah, they’re often seen as big fluffy teddy bears, we all know that. But, at the end of the day, they’re wild animals. And they’re w...

Tough as nails toddler bites snake back in act of revenge!

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We don’t know about you lot, but when we were young whippersnappers, only two-tenths of a bee’s d-ck tall, our oldies used to tell us that when it came to self-defence, life was simple. Yeah, nah, they said that if so...

Scientists have investigated the weird reason Flake chocolate bars will not melt

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If there’s one thing we all know, it’s that on a hot day, your choccy bar is gonna melt. Yeah, nah, in summer, that s**t’s a nightmare in warm climates. You think you’re about to chow down on your lunchtime snack when...

Aussie sheila marries topless waiter she booked for her divorce party

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If there’s one universal truth we like to cling to here at Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s that when love happens, it’s like a whirlwind. Yeah, nah, we’re bloody romantics at heart, and we’re all about that love at first sight...

Bloke runs last in his race after decision to go commando backfires

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You know, for some of us, the idea of running 400 metres is pretty f**ken daunting. Yeah, nah, deadset, even if there was a bakery at the end of that, some of us wouldn’t bother, but imagine being Italy’s Alberto Noni...

‘Ashamed’ Iranian Hulk apologises for embarrassing first-round debut defeat

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For a long time now, the Iranian Hulk Sajad Gharibi, has been talking up his boxing debut with the false confidence of ten men. He’s talked about the training, he’s talked about his prowess, he’s talked about his abil...

Conjoined twins with fused brains successfully separated in ‘space-age’ surgery!

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F**k me sideways, we live in a special f**ken era. Yeah, nah, don’t get us wrong, every era’s got tonnes of cool technological advances and ground-breaking surgeries, and we can only imagine what the future holds, but...

This bloke’s spent so long on cruise ships he can’t walk straight on land anymore!

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For some people, the lure of the cruise ship is a strong one. Whether they’re in love with the ocean, the lifestyle or the gastro, they just can’t get enough of it, and they’ll head offshore as often as they can. For ...

Not so cute robot dog strapped with machine gun

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A while back, when those dancing robot dogs Boston Dynamics were making dance first appeared on the internet, some people were like, ‘yeah, nah, this s**t’s not gonna end well.’ Naturally, most of us were like ‘she’ll...

Would you stay in this spooky clown motel?

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Even though not everyone gets it, some people find clowns absolutely terrifying. And while we’re not personally scared of ‘em, it’s easy to understand. After all, Hollywood has done plenty to fan the flames of fear wh...

Brazilian synthol user Valdir ‘The Monster’ Segato isn’t planning on stopping any time soon

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Every now and then we find ourselves talking about synthol on this website. The injection of this s**t really is a bit of a bizarre phenomenon, but it’s one that the internet and social media has brought before us. Af...

Chess robot breaks seven-year-old’s finger during routine game of chess

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We know we sound like a broken record when we talk about robots and we raise safety issues, but we’re pretty f**ken strict fans of Asimov’s laws of robotics, and we reckon those cheeky metal pricks should do no harm. ...

People have been sharing things even Aussies don’t realise are uniquely Australian

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One of the greatest things about being totally embedded in the culture and practices of a locale is that you don’t even realise that the things you’re doing might be seen as a bit unusual in any other context. For leg...

Wife gets hubby a sex doll that looks just like her for when she’s not in the mood

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You know, we really seem to find ourselves talking about sex dolls more than we ever thought we would on this website. Yeah, nah, when we started up, we thought there’d be talk about the cricket, about animals, about ...

Willem Dafoe once used a stunt penis because his was “too big”

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We don’t know about you, but we’ve often wondered how much on-screen Hollywood nudity is real. Don’t get us wrong, we know that a lot of times normal bodies are just…normal bodies, but sometimes you’ve gotta wonder if...