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Image of Jesus appear in the f***en sky of Italy

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If there’s one thing we definitely know about Jesus, it’s that he bloody loves Italy. His chosen dude, the Pope lives there, and there’s tonnes of other cool Jesus stuff there to boot. You’ve got the Vatican, you’ve g...

Construction worker bloody schools sheila who assumed he was uneducated

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One of the sad facts of life is that some people will always find a reason to judge others and act like they’re superior to other people by simple virtue of income, education or postcode. Obviously, the smartest of yo...

Watch this f**k-off big spider drag an opossum to its lair

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By this stage, we’re all aware that the deadly predatory instincts of spiders aren’t limited solely to catching s**t in webs. We all know that the little pricks can actually get pretty f**ken big and that some of the ...

A bunch of genius ideas that should be f***en mandated everywhere!

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Have a look around your bloody room right now and you’ll probably see tonnes of items. Me for example, I’m looking at pens, book-holders, lamps with bendy stems and tonnes of other things. Now, the reason I’m telling ...

Archaelogists find 1800 year old wall carvings of cock and balls

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All right, fellas, own up. Who’s drawn a bloody d**k and balls somewhere in recent memory? It’s always a bloody laugh to draw a random meat snorkel somewhere in a mate’s notepad, or to change their desktop background,...

Entire burger joint staff quit together and leave brutal message for boss on window

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There would be nothing more epic than to really give ya boss a piece of ya mind when you've had enough. Imagine givin' your s**tty boss the finger, storming out, throwin' stuff as ya go, yelling "I quit!". Sadly most ...

Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge theme park looks f***en outrageously good

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There are two types of people on this planet: those who reckon Star Wars is the f**ken s**t and those who are wrong. And really, whether you’re a fan or not, you can’t argue with the sheer impact it’s had on our cultu...

Latest online challenge: throwing cheese at babies

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There’s always some sort of new “challenge” that sweeps the internet to keep the masses entertained. We’ve had the ice bucket challenge, the mannequin challenge and next up is the #cheesechallenge The challenge is ...

Granny drifts off to sea after attempting to snap perfect photo on throne-shaped iceberg

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Judith Streng, a Texas native holidaying in Iceland, posed for a happy snap upon a throne shaped block of ice. It's a setting and pose that Instagram influencers only dream about... Until it swiftly turned into a bloo...

Sheila demands resume from prospective dates, bloke nails it

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As we’ve alluded to a few times now, the online dating pool is basically a bacteria-ridden pit of douchebags, psychos, crazy chicks and weirdos. Anyone left trying to seriously navigate it needs a bloody good system i...

The truth about this bloody “Momo challenge” is actually more disturbing than you think

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By this stage, every one of you has probably heard about the latest viral threat to the lives of children, the Momo Challenge. It’s the one where a freaky looking sheila appears on the screen of various media and talk...

Couple watches on as cruise ship leaves them stranded in the Bahamas

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F**ken travelling isn’t always everything it’s cracked up to be. While the destinations are usually pretty f**ken schmick, you can’t usually say the same about the transit part. Yeah, nah, that part’s usually pretty f...

Mum with baby on flight provides goodie bags for 200 passengers

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Rightly or wrongly, babies on flights have become something of a public whipping boy in recent years. All too often, we hear about people who’ve acted like d**ks because a nearby baby has been noisy on the plane. The ...

Shirtless Russian bloke with knife in back leaves hospital for a durry in the freezing

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Man With Knife In Back Walks Out Of Hospital For Cigarette Under -10°C Temperature Despite the fact every cigarette-smoking mother**ker you know claims they could quit smoking any time they wanted, the habit’s supp...

Some f***en cracker ozzy slang examples that need translating to English

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One thing that’ll sure as s**t always blow us away, is the simple fact that even though we’re Ozzy as f**k here at Ozzy Man Reviews, people from all over the f**ken globe check into this website, read these articles a...