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The Internet has f***en blown up after Grandpa eats half a tin of paint he mistook for yoghurt

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If there was ever a casting for the "Should’ve gone to Specsavers" ad, this bloke should get a run for sure.  90 year old Bob was left with a mint green kisser after thinkin’ a pot of paint was f**ken yoghurt hahah...

People share hilarious stories of being caught by their parents “chokin’ the chicken”

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There are few thing is in this bloody world more certain than death and f**ken taxes. And the fact that horny teenage boys are gonna beat their bishops every chance they get is another one! It’s like your missus ta...

A bunch of things people didn’t know what the f*** they were, solved by the Internet

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No matter how bloody smart we think we are, there’s just no comparison for the combined knowledge of a hive-mind or a team of bloody awesome people. Just for the sake of it, think about all the people you’ve met or sp...

PETA sparks huge f***en backlash with anti-Steve Tweet on his Birthday

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Look, first of all, we get it PETA. We know what you’re trying to do – you wanted free publicity – and to a large extent, the fact we’re even talking about your bulls**t post about Steve ‘the bloody legend’ Irwin mean...

Fireman forced to rescue “compromised” bloke from massage parlour window

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Sometimes life is a bloody farce, isn’t it. Sometimes that sucks and you have to deal with the whole world laughing at you. Sometimes, though, it’s not you that’s being laughed at, it’s some other bugger. When that’s ...

Clever cat removes wooden bar and f***en unlocks door for owner

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As you probably know, we’re pretty bloody quick to brand all cats as c**ts here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Well, it might be time for us to rescind on that a little. The reason for that is an awesome little video that’s cur...

Today’s Google Doodle pays tribute to the late Steve Irwin on 57th Birthday

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Today would’ve been Steve Irwin’s 57th birthday. He was a bloody phenomenal ambassador for all things wildlife, for our awesome country and just a great f**ken bloke.  Steve Irwin became a household name through va...

Sheila demands persuasive essay for her BJ services, bloke writes the mother of all essays

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The humble bj is indeed a pretty f**ken marvellous thing. Anyone who’s ever had one won’t need convincing otherwise. Unfortunately, for some blokes, getting some mouth to south resuscitation isn’t as simple as it look...

Bloke to sue wife after she posted about his micro willy on Reddit

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These two lovebirds married recently after a short courtship. During that time, they decided not to, aaah… take each other for a test-drive if ya know what I mean. Fast forward to the honeymoon where the couple wer...

Bloke shares the coolest s**t he has found on Google Earth

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Google Earth is pretty much the cheapest way to see the world. Deadset, from the comfort of your own living room, you can check out all sorts of cool s**t. Whether you want to see some of the finest man-made monuments...

Police are on the hunt for the Kiwi Butt-Plug Bandits

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We all know the media loves to come up with catchy names for people. If you’re an alleged criminal, that name might have something to do with your alleged crimes. With that in mind, we give you the Butt-Plug Bandits. ...

Giant Tortoise from the Galapagos thought to have been extinct, has been there the whole f**cken time!

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I love a feel good story ever now and then, somethin' that gives me the warm and fuzzys! And someone finding this old girl has me thinkin' maybe we haven't completely f**ked our planet just yet. Conservationists ha...

Bloke accidentally makes sheila think he is a serial killer, deletes her online account

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All right, ya big bloody legends, you know we love a bit of Reddit around here. The reason for that, as always, is that it’s a melting pot of people who aren’t afraid to tell you s**t you really don’t need to know. No...

Tech company backed by Elon Musk built device reportedly too dangerous to release

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That’s it, we’re all f**ked and old mate Elon is at the centre of it again. The machines will win, and bloody Arny can’t save us. OpenAI is a company that built a predictive text program that is going to ‘take all of ...

Hockey puck nearly sends NHL commentator to Destination F*@#ed!

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Any bloke crazy enough to pull on a guernsey to play professional ice hockey knows he’s taking his life into his own hands. Those bastards are seriously hard core and are not here for anyone's s**t. But when you’re...