Man tries to rob a store but no one cares enough to give a sh*t
Even those of us who don’t work in retail have probably heard that when some desperate scumbag busts into the store, points a gun at staff and demands they throw the cash in the bag, you’re supposed to do as they say and acquiesce with a polite nod and a ‘please don’t kill me.’ Well, it turns out that in some places they’re so used to having someone try to rob them, they’re just not even going to pay attention. Deadset, check out this video to see that in action…
Okey dokey, f**kers, no points for guessing exactly where we’re heading to for this one, because even the headline gives it away. Nah, yeah, we’re going to bloody Russia. Where else is someone just going to shrug off an armed robber and keep serving customers?
Seriously though, what a f**ken champion this check-out chick is. “Look, mate, if you wanna f**ken rob the place that’s fine, just get in line and let these dickheads leave with their groceries first.”
You can see it unfold in the video below. The check-out chick is in the f**ken zone when he enters. She’s scanning, swiping, and tallying up the numbers when the dude comes and sticks the gun in her face.
She’s like, “f**k off, champ,” and keeps working. Eventually, he becomes a little more insistent. Having said that, even from the CCTV footage, it doesn’t look like there’s any real conviction to his threats, and that might explain why she just keeps serving customers.
Finally, another sheila, fed up with his nonsense just frogmarches him out of there. What a legend. It’s been reported that cops arrested him shortly after.
The cashier said, “A man came and pointed gun at me. I did not know if it was a real or toy gun. I got scared. There was a customer. She did not pay any attention and was putting things she bought into the plastic bags, then she wanted to buy cigarettes and I went to get them. The man was pointing his gun at me while I was away. Another cashier came to him and pushed him away. I don’t know where she got the guts.”
Nice work, Russia. Nice work.
Final thought: While this makes for an interesting video in the grand scheme of things, don’t try this sh*t at home kids. Testing the limits of a man with a gun is not a smart idea.
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