Man dies after massive stack of porn magazines falls on him
Everyone who has ever owned pornography has asked themselves the question, ‘if I died, and someone found my stash…what the f**k would I do!?’. It truly is one of life’s tougher dilemmas. Unfortunately this Japanese bloke has dealt with a worst case scenario. Found dead in his apartment, buried under a stack of porn magazines. And by stack we mean 6 tons of nudey mags!
The poor guy was found months after passing away in his abode by his landlord. This to be honest is not a good way to go in general. But to add a bit of extra pain it just so happens that there is a theory that it was actually the stack of porn magazines falling that might have been the cause of his demise.
This cannot be proven, and an actual cause of death is unknown or at least kept from public. So lets just give the bloke a bit of respect and show a bit of decency. This is like getting kicked in the nuts but worse.
There are a few things that seem a bit out of place though.
Now 6 ton is a f**king lot. As an aussie we don’t deal in ton, so mother Google was consulted and turns out 6 ton equates to nearly 5500 kilograms! Now I’ve been worried about search history before but holy sh*t is that a lot of porn.
Man in Japan Found Dead, Buried Under 6-ton Pile of Porn Magazines https://t.co/PRH3usqsaJ pic.twitter.com/kNDnlqToJb
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Google also mentioned that an average magazine weighs 87 grams, and there is 1000 grams to a kg. Meaning with a bit of crude maths, he had amassed a whopping 60,500 porn magazines in his time. He also was in his 50s meaning that he had bought magazines at a volume of 3 per day since birth. They say everything in moderation, but this feels a little f**king excessive.
The other weird question is why physical porn over online? VPN, incognito and clear the f**king f**k out of that shit mate. Wipe the slate clean, well as clean as it can be. But maybe he was a traditionalist and prefers the physical form? Like someone who prefers to read a book over kindle, I don’t get it, but whatever floats your boat.
Final Thought: If this is true I feel a bit bad for the bloke. Everyone has had a near escape or capture when it comes to porn and knows how bad it feels. But to end up in destination f**ked by 6 ton of porn is next level. And our collective porn loving hearts bleed for him.
H/T: Daily Mail