Pictures Of Cyrus, The World’s Creepiest Dog Will Haunt Your Dreams

Dogs. Not just man’s best friends, but our loyal household guardians and most trusted companions. They’re always there to make sure we’re safe from harm, bad guys and cats. They really do watch over us like Uatu watches over the Marvel Universe.

“Everything OK in here?” (Credit: Lauren Birney)

Woah. Get a load of this guy.

That’s right. I see you.
(Credit: Lauren Birney)

It seems like Cyrus here takes his job very bloody seriously.  Cyrus is a two year-old bull mastiff from Perth and he likes long walks on the beach, bellyrubs and watching you intently from obscured vantage points. So intently in fact that he’s recently gone viral on the interwebs and has been branded a convicted creeper.

Is OK, human. You’re safe. (Credit: Lauren Birney)

That might be a wee bit harsh considering young Cyrus is a proper lifesaver who gives blood to save other dogs every four months. But…as his owner’s photographs show, he’s certainly more than diligent with those staring, staring eyes of his.

Lauren Birney, Cyrus’s owner has revealed just how intently Cyrus keeps an eye on her.  ‘Sometimes I have no idea that he is creeping on me until I get up off a seat or look around the room and find he will be standing behind an object with his head sticking out staring at me.’

“Hey, thought I heard something. No? Just checking…” (Credit: Lauren Birney)

That means poor old Lauren often ends up realising Cyrus – who is known as a ‘convicted creeper’ – has been staring for quite a while before she actually sees him. If this was a horror movie it’d be time to get scared. Fortunately it’s not.

You might not be able to see me, but I can see you. (Credit: Lauren Birney)

Lauren told Bored Panda, ‘I have this theory that he constantly stares at me and creeps on me because he just likes to know where I am and what I’m doing all the time.’

That’s not even Lauren’s car. Cyrus just appears when he needs to. (Credit: Lauren Birney)

Lauren has taken a bunch of photos of Cyrus as he stares intently on. Apparently, she’s caught him having a good old-fashioned gander at her as she’s doing all sorts of mundane tasks. It’s not unusual for her to find his head poking out from behind random bits of furniture when she’s getting ready for the day, cooking dinner, hanging with friends or even taking a shower.

“Want to join me? The water pressure’s good.” (Credit: Lauren Birney)

Geez, Cyrus, maybe you do have a bit of a problem. We know you want to keep an eye on your mum, but let her shower in peace. That oughtta help you lose the ‘creeper’ tag. There’s a good boy!

H/T: The Chive.