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Horrific Moment Bloke Sprinkles His Pubes On The Head Of Sleeping Woman

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Ah, the good old ‘rake’. Doesn’t that bring back memories of high school days and filthy little grots plucking a few loose pubes and sprinkling them on unsuspecting victims? Thankfully, grown-ups don’t have to worry a...

A Female Jogger Dubbed The “Mad Pooper” Is Terrorizing Colorado Springs

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We love a sh***y story here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and this story from the States is definitely number 2 on my list of favourite stories this week! It seems that the town of Colorado Springs has got itself a phantom poo...

Mysterious Eyeless Sea Creature With Razor Sharp Teeth Washes Up After Hurricane Harvey

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The deep, deep ocean; some wankers think it’s beautiful, some wankers think it’s horrifying, some wankers think it’s the last unexplored frontier of our existence. To an extent all of these wankers are right. We’ve go...

Fighter Pilot Draws Massive 56 Kilometre D*ck In The Sky

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When it comes to male humour, there’s one thing that never gets old and never goes out of fashion. The dick joke. Variations on the dick joke ‘come’ in many forms and they’re all funny all the time. All right, t...

Rare White Giraffes Spotted In The Kenyan Jungle

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Good old Africa. It’s one of the few places with tonnes and tonnes of wildlife that doesn’t just rival our own here in Ozzyland, but beats it hands down. They’ve got all the really cool sh** in Africa. Lions, hippo...

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Mash Up Of Every Insult ‘The Hound’ Says on GoT Is F*&king Mint!

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We all know that Sandor f***ing Clegane, aka the Hound, has got some of the sickest burns in Game of Thrones. And no, we’re not talking about the gnarly scars on the chewed up piece of leather he calls a face; we’re t...

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Rick and Morty Creator’s Prank Call To Joel Osteen’s Prayer-Line Is Priceless

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Wubalubadubdub, bitches!  It must come as no surprise, but it seems that Justin Roiland, writer, director, animator, producer and co-creator of Rick and Morty – not to mention, the voice of dimension-hopping nihilisti...

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WATCH: Additional Game of Thrones Content To Help Your Post Finale Sadness

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Well sh**, Game of Thrones is already over for the year – and maybe even longer. If you’re anything like me you’re already jonesing for a little bit more. Fark, at this rate just a smidgen would be good. This seaso...

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Game of Thrones Stars Impersonate Ned Stark in Hilarious Carpool Karaoke Video

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Ned Stark had some pretty epic liners back in the first season of Game of Thrones. Chief among them was of course, ‘Winter is coming,’ but there were others. Try these on for size: “I, Eddard of the House Stark,...

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Ozzy Man Reviews: Game of Thrones – Season 7 Episode 4

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Crikey INFINITE! Those of you who know me well would know my stiffy was activated big time in this episode. The calm before the storm is officially over. The dragons have been unleashed and I would hate to have ...

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The Surprising Wardrobe Secret Behind the Night’s Watch That You Won’t Be Able To Unsee

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Want to know how to make your very own Night’s Watch cloak? Watch the video below. In it, Michele Clapton – a former costume designer for everyone’s favourite show reveals some interesting secrets about how the clo...