Bloke caught catching 40 f**ken winks on the highway has his Tesla goes 120kmph

Bloke caught catching 40 f**ken winks on the highway has his Tesla goes 120kmph

We’ve all heard about the Tesla’s awesome as f**k ability to self-drive. S**t, we’ve even shown you one on the go, but, on the flip-side of that, there’s also the tesla that skittled a f**ken robot at a recent trade fair. Now, obviously, it’s swings and bloody roundabouts, but it seems that while you’re letting your Tesla drive you around, you might still want to make sure you’re in control of the vehicle just in case you’re faced with a hectic situation.

Credit: Seth Blake

Not every bugger thinks so, though. Yeah, nah, some blokes reckon that s**t’s half-assed and can go and get f**ked. And, in fairness, if you’ve paid a lot of money for a car that’s supposed to drive you around, that’s fair enough, isn’t it?

Still, the question remains. Just how far should you take it. Sitting in the car, enjoying your morning coffee and the paper while not actually watching the road seems like a pretty f**ken risky scenario. And, yeah, we realise that to some of you out there in the lands of milk and honey, we probably sound like poorbies who don’t know what we’re talking about. Well, we bite our thumbs at thee, sir.

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Because, really, like it or not, having a self-driving Tesla is about so much more than that. It’s about smoking a blunt and looking at dank memes while you think about Elon. It’s about dreaming of a flamethrower. It’s about getting baked with Joe Rogan and talking s**t. It’s about having a f**ken snooze while your car drives you down the highway.

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And, we ask again. Why the f**k not? Have you ever driven on the highway? It’s boring as f**k. Oh, look, there are some trees. There’s some tarmac. There’s a bloody streetlamp. F**k that. Catch forty winks and enjoy the vista presented by the back of your eyelids. It’s only smart.

While it sounds like we’re joking, that is exactly the scenario caught on tape and shared on Twitter by Seth Blake. Have a f**ken squiz down below.

Credit: Seth Blake

And, of course, we’d be doing Tesla itself a disservice – if this isn’t viral marketing – by not pointing out that one of its key advertising points is that every vehicle it produces has the hardware needed for full self-driving capability and offers an ‘Enhanced Autopilot’ package for $5,000.

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Final thought: Like we said, if it’s safe it’s safe. We do live in a cool as f**k future after all. Just make sure you know the difference between self-driving and cruise control. Oh, and be safe out there, ya big bloody hoons.

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Video Link: Seth Blake