What strippers want you to know before you go to the strip club
There comes a time in every young man’s life when he attends his first strip joint. He could be there because of a certain curiosity in his loins, he could be there because of peer-pressure, or he could be there because he’s a kinky bugger with a penchant for sticking his cash into the knickers of ladies he doesn’t even know. Whatever the case, he – or she, let’s not discriminate – should probably pay attention to these things the strippers want him to know.
If you don’t know, breaking the rules at a strip-club is not advised. While they can be places of great mirth, they’re also not widely renowned for their tolerance when you’re acting a fool or breaking the rules. Suffice it to say, more than one or two young blokes have had to face the fury of a disgruntled bouncer when they’ve broken the rules.
Fortunately, a Reddit thread – as usual – has the answers. In a thread started with a question directed to the ladies who work in strip-clubs, multiple answers were delivered. Some more common-sense than others. Let’s start with something you’d think is obvious…
Er, yeah, nah, don’t do that, all right? Jesus, who tries to stick money in someone’s butthole?
You certainly don’t want to be the guy your friends hate for the night. Good advice.
Definitely don’t fall in love with the girls.
Yeah, nah, don’t get scammed. That’s sound advice no matter where you are.
Aren’t these just rules for everywhere?
OK, sh*t, that one’s gold. He shoots, he scores, he gets beaten up by a bouncer!
That’s a way to educate someone.
Gotta love an online smartass!
Don’t wear sweatpants. Again, if you’re leaving the house, this is good advice no matter what.
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