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‘Time traveller from 2671’ reckons an alien invasion is f**ken imminent!

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Let’s be honest, we all know that the folks who take to social media to claim they come from the future are either a few circuits short of a flux capacitor or in it for the laughs, but if you’re anything like us, you’...

Remains of 17th Century Vampire found in Poland

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The f**ken old days were great weren’t they. Think about it, back in the day, you didn’t have science to help you make sense of s**t, so you didn’t have to worry about facts or common-sense. Yeah, nah, you just got to...

Aussie bloke who went to school with King Charles still has stolen clippings of his hair!

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One of the great things about big world events is that they bring the hangers-on and weirdos outta the woodwork. Deadset, gossip magazines are having a field day right now, as everyone who once had a tangential relati...

Bloke accidentally chops off his own d*ck while dreaming about cutting meat

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We’re pretty sure you’re all familiar with the concept of a nightmare. After all, they’re not exactly uncommon. Still, this story is gonna redefine the s**t out of the idea of a night terror. Basically, the dude in th...

Conjoined twins with fused brains successfully separated in ‘space-age’ surgery!

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F**k me sideways, we live in a special f**ken era. Yeah, nah, don’t get us wrong, every era’s got tonnes of cool technological advances and ground-breaking surgeries, and we can only imagine what the future holds, but...

Hilarious fake IPL held on farm as scammers arrested for conning gamblers

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If there’s one thing we love in Australia, it’s a bloody scallywag. Fair dinkum, we’ve got a soft spot for cheeky rogues here in the land down under, and the blokes in this story are among the cheekiest you’re going t...

World’s oldest water lies at the bottom of Canadian mine and is 2 billion years old

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We’re always banging on about bloody scientists and the cool s**t they find on this site, and with this post, we’re f**ken at it again. This time, it seems that scientists have found the oldest water deposit on earth....

Matthew McConaughey makes tearful plea for tighter gun restrictions in the US

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Whenever something huge happens in the world, we invariably see celebrities and personalities having their say on things. Some people don’t really like that. We’re not sure it’s a bad thing. Yeah, nah, we actually rec...

Scientists find ancient forest in giant sinkhole in China

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We don’t know about you f**kers, but we bloody remember stories where ancient worlds are found beneath volcanoes, sinkholes and the arctic pretty f**ken fondly. Yeah, nah, whether you’re talking about The Savage Land ...

First flying car passes safety test in Japan, release date set for 2025

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As we’ve moved further into the 21st century, it’s highly likely you’ve heard people ask where some of the technological advancements we were promised in movies like Total Recall, The Fifth Element, and Blade Runner a...

Scientists find deepest fish ever caught off Australian coast

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As you know, we’re always banging on about how bloody special the wildlife is here in Oz. Yeah, nah, we’re always like, ‘aw yeah, we’ve got heaps of rare s**t not found anywhere else, heaps of dangerous s**t, heaps of...

NASA has managed to record the sound of a black hole

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When you know nothing about space except what you’ve learned from movies, you might think that it’s a pretty quiet place. Yeah, nah, deadset, apart from that whole no one to hear you scream business, it just doesn’t s...

Aussie scientist reckons he’s solved the mystery of the f#*@en Bermuda Triangle

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Anyone who’s ever been into mysteries, spooky s**t, or even conspiracy theories can probably give you the gist of the Bermuda Triangle. According to popular mythology, it’s a place where planes and boats are always di...

Bloke had a penis on his arm for six years!

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Before we even begin, we’re gonna stop you right there. The penis on this bloke’s arm was not a tattoo, it was not a drawing, and it was not some sort of weird growth. Yeah, nah, it was a cock. It was a womb broom. It...

British army Vet fighting for Ukraine reveals how he destroyed Russian tank convoy

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In all the talk about the war in Ukraine, one of the things we’ve overlooked is the foreign fighters helping the Ukrainians defend their country against Putin’s invasion. Fortunately, we’ve now got the inside story fr...

Fark! Rising costs mean we’re now gonna get fewer Doritos per pack!

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We all know that the last few years have been pretty bloody tough for humans. Yeah, nah, no joke. We’re not gonna list it all, but just in case you reckon the straw’s getting pretty close to breaking the camel’s back,...

Former Heavyweight Champ Klitschko’s blunt response to Russian claims

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While there’s been a bit of talk about Putin’s martial arts skills during the invasion of Ukraine, no one seems to have mentioned that the mayor of Kyiv is none other than former World Heavyweight Boxing Champion Vita...

A message to the Russian people from Arnie

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From f**ken Commando to The Last Action Hero, the bloody Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger, has always known how to tell the bad guys to f**k right off and to cut their bulls**t. Now, with Russia making it feel like t...

Photo showing Russian soldiers allegedly trapped in elevator by Ukrainian civilians

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As you know, the Russian invasion of Ukraine has been the big news lately. In fact, it’s been such big news, that it’s the first war to be given the tag of ‘the TikTok war’. It’s kinda obvious why this has happened, b...

Ukrainians defuse Russian bomb with bottle of water and their bare hands

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If one thing has become abundantly clear in recent weeks, it’s that some of the things the Ukrainian citizens have been doing in the wake of the Russian invasion and occupation reveal that they have massive f**ken bal...