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Bloke sets world record by floating downriver in a massive pumpkin
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World records are f**ken great! Deadset, not only do they recognise amazing achievements, but they truly show us that talent is a diverse concept that we can’t limit to certain fields. Yeah, nah, there are amazing wor...
Aussie Diver records ‘last moments’ while stranded at sea
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One of the interesting things about the ubiquitous nature of cameras these days is that they’re able to record f**ken everything. Yeah, nah, if you’re seeing some crazy s**t, you can record it; if you’re having the ti...
Aussie MMA Fighter praised for defending himself during street fight
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One of the things martial arts movies talk about a lot is the ‘honourable’ way to be a f**ken weapon. You know, when the hero has the ability to friggen destroy anyone who pisses him off, but he saves that s**t for th...
F**ken hero pizza guy saves family of kids from burning house!
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The word hero gets thrown about a lot in this day and age, but we f**ken challenge you to read this story and watch this video without thinking that Nicholas Bostic deserves free beer for life. No s**t, the dude was d...
Awareness level: 0, drunk level: 98, firepowers: 100
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Everyone knows that a good drunken dance is the best kind of dance. Yeah, nah, in the cold light of day, it can often look like a bumbling, clumsy, and shambolic mess, but at the time…yeah, fair dinkum, at the time, a...
Aussie bloke traps a car-thief using a forklift
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One of things we f**ken love about everyday Aussies is their ingenuity when it comes to stopping would-be thieves in their tracks. In the past, we’ve seen digeridoo-wielding bogans run the crims down in nothing but th...
This bloke’s ‘best mate’ locked him out of his own camper, his revenge was awesome!
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Am I The Asshole posts are some of the best on the internet. Yeah, nah, fair dinkum, they’re usually pretty entertaining, and they’ve got the one thing that makes any good story worth telling – a little bit of interna...
Passenger with no flight experience forced to land plane
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Mate, we don’t know about you, but if we were to think of some of the worst possible situations to be in, having the pilot of your f**ken plane pass out while you’re in the air is right up there with the worst of them...
Bloody legends use digger to save dog from drowning
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F**ken dogs are right up there with the best creatures on the planet. Yeah, nah, deadset, they’re truly bloody awesome. That’s why we love people that love dogs. They’re bloody grouse. Dogs are grouse. And, when you t...
F**ken Super-dad at Reds game takes classic catch while feeding baby
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Some say that we’re easily impressed here at Ozzy Man Reviews. In response, we say that’s not a bad thing. Also, seriously, have you seen how f**ken good it is when a fan in the bleachers catches a ball? Yeah, nah, de...
Bloke had a penis on his arm for six years!
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Before we even begin, we’re gonna stop you right there. The penis on this bloke’s arm was not a tattoo, it was not a drawing, and it was not some sort of weird growth. Yeah, nah, it was a cock. It was a womb broom. It...
Bloke sacked for living in work cubicle to get “free” rent
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It doesn’t seem to matter where in the world you are, times are tough right now. Yeah, nah, deadset. The rising cost of living is leaving people without much choice in their accommodations, workplaces are cracking dow...
Bloke builds his own working X-Ray machine after receiving huge f**ken bill!
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Clever b**tards. Let’s be honest, we all know at least one or two of these legends, and while they might sometimes drive us crazy with their big words, we’ve gotta be honest. They show us that anything’s possible, and...
British army Vet fighting for Ukraine reveals how he destroyed Russian tank convoy
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In all the talk about the war in Ukraine, one of the things we’ve overlooked is the foreign fighters helping the Ukrainians defend their country against Putin’s invasion. Fortunately, we’ve now got the inside story fr...
Legends rescue a lion and a wolf from Ukraine zoo near warzone!
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F**k yes. Yeah, nah, if you’re not already thinking ‘f**k yes’ after reading that headline, you bloody should be. Three total f**ken legends, Tim Locks, and two of his mates, busted a lion and a wolf out of war-torn U...
Former Heavyweight Champ Klitschko’s blunt response to Russian claims
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While there’s been a bit of talk about Putin’s martial arts skills during the invasion of Ukraine, no one seems to have mentioned that the mayor of Kyiv is none other than former World Heavyweight Boxing Champion Vita...
A message to the Russian people from Arnie
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From f**ken Commando to The Last Action Hero, the bloody Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger, has always known how to tell the bad guys to f**k right off and to cut their bulls**t. Now, with Russia making it feel like t...
Ukrainians defuse Russian bomb with bottle of water and their bare hands
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If one thing has become abundantly clear in recent weeks, it’s that some of the things the Ukrainian citizens have been doing in the wake of the Russian invasion and occupation reveal that they have massive f**ken bal...
News reporter left speechless when economist reveals Russian stock market news on live TV
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Obviously, the s**t that’s going on in the Ukraine is big news. You’re aware of that and you don’t us to recap it all for you, but one of the interesting—and perhaps telling—ways foreign governments have been reacting...
Shane Warne’s final meal before passing away is classic Australia
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Here in Ozzyland, we’re all a bit f**ken bummed at the news about Shane Warne’s death over the weekend, and it’s probably gonna take us a while to get over it. Make no mistake, Warne’s reputation suggested he was a bi...
