Pedestrian f*cken legs it to belt cyclist, after he brushed past him
Let’s talk about bloody cyclists for a second. It seems like these divisive members of the community are constantly finding themselves online for their wacky antics. Apparently, they seem to think people are going to feel sympathy for them if they post videos of all the close calls, verbal abuse and physical assaults they have to endure. Of course, it doesn’t help cyclists that all too often they put themselves in situations where a little common-sense would go a long way, but maybe we need to realise conduct like the big fella’s in this video is a bit f**ken much…
Let’s start with the context. We’re in the beautiful city of Brisbane. It’s called Brisbane despite the fact f**kwits everywhere insist on calling it Bris-Vegas. If you are one of those people, do everyone a favour: f**ken stop.
Right, moving on, the cyclist in this video, James Stevenson, is bucking the trend and he’s not riding on the right-hand side of the bike lane where he’s in the way of traffic. And, in the interest of fairness, if you’ve ever wondered why they don’t get off the f**ken road, this guy is doing what we’d all like.
Well, all of us except the big fella. When the cyclist brushes past him, he takes umbrage. “F**k you,” he thinks. Then, miraculously, he f**ken chases the cyclist down like he’s a walking talking cream-cake. Have a go at him. Tits jiggling, belly bouncing, jowls jumping, he is all over him. He f**ken cracks him one from behind.
The cyclist clatters to the ground and probably wonders what he’s done to deserve this. “Ride on the footpath, they said. It’ll be safer, they said.” F**ken wrong. Speaking about the incident, Stevenson said, ““I didn’t give it much thought and just carried on. Next thing I know is I feel a punch from behind. I turn around to see what’s happened and another one has landed on me, pushing me over.”
In the aftermath, Stevenson has to wear a moon boot because he’s fractured his ankle. No word on what’s happened to the big fella, but QLD police are investigating.
Final thought: Look, we get it, cyclists are pretty f**ken annoying. You don’t need to assault them though. Just do what everyone else does and quietly mumble to yourself that it’s not their fault they’re d**kheads and go on with your day. At the very least it’ll save you from having your mug plastered all over the net. You know cyclists love that sh*t.
#EXCLUSIVE: A Brisbane cyclist has been left with a fractured ankle after a shocking clash with a pedestrian, which was captured on bike-mounted cameras.https://t.co/MyynUjN5tm pic.twitter.com/9tpsrW3MhX
— ABC Brisbane (@abcbrisbane) October 23, 2018
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