Legend sheila has been expertly running in the shape of d*cks for years
We have found the real reason fitness trackers were invented. Not for your smug friends to rub into your face how many miles they’ve run and how you’re a lazy piece of sh*t. But for Claire to draw dicks with her runs and post them to instagram(Insta: @dick_run_claire). Technology and social media combine with this wonderful joke.
Fitness apps and personal tracking devices have been on the rise over the past few years. Remember after that one Xmas and every dickhead was wearing a fitbit. Well now they have a real purpose. Move over Banksy, ‘Dick Run Claire’ is making her mark on the streets…literally.
The commitment to not just the simple idea but the variation is astounding. Remember watching Superbad? When Jonah Hill’s character compulsively draws dicks of all shapes, sizes and characters? Well this is better and what makes it even funnier is that most of them have the happy Nike tick right next to them. You told us to ‘Just do it’ and f*#king Claire did it with style. You’re welcome Nike!
Claire not only marks her local streets, but has also taken the dick drawing venture on the road. The Bahama’s, Atlanta and Chicago have been tagged with her phalical handiwork.
But like any good artist she has shown a flair to not repeat herself and continues to raise the bar. The standard #dickrun turned into a #twattrot with this gem…
Still our favourite of all has to be the incredibly complex and brilliantly executed hand around c*#k. Made even better with some wonderful wordplay.
“What up Chicago! Glad I got to sneak out to get a ‘handle’ on my surroundings.”
Props Claire for the 3 years of #dickrunning! You made running cool again with your attention to detail and perfect execution of the craft!
Final Thought: It really is a talent, a superpower even. I kind of picture her sitting there, staring at a map, the same way Russell Crowe A Beautiful Mind would look at a math problem. He would sit there and visually put the dots together. That was his gift. But Claire can look at any map and find the dick in it. Plotting a course on where to run next, and how many laughs she can get out of her next post. In turn also staying fit and healthy. I know which superpower I would prefer. Excuse me while I reach for the old dunlop volleys and footy shorts.
Give her a follow!
E.g. H/T: Barstool Sports