The most entertaining delivery in village cricket history was recently caught on film
While we all know the big money in sport is what gets passed around when the pros play, those of us who’ve spent our time in pi**sweak social leagues and competed against regular blokes know that’s where the real argy bargy happens. Deadset, if you haven’t witnessed a bang-average, overweight divorced man throw a tantrum on a local sporting field, you don’t know sports at all. And that brings us to today’s video.
We don’t know who the teams are, we don’t know where it’s being played, and we don’t know the history between the players. Honest, we don’t know if there’s a history of ball-tampering, if there’s some past rivalry, or if one of these blokes has shagged the other one’s dog, but we do know they’re not happy with this particular passage of play.
Before we get started, this happened in a cricket match. The civilised among you will know what that is, and the rest probably won’t care, but basically, bat, ball, two batsmen, a bowler, a bunch of blokes standing around and a couple of wickets: you can figure the rest out yourself.
Anyway, the first batsman f**ken clumps the ball and there seems to be some momentary confusion as to whether they should run or not. Now, like most team sports, cricket requires communication. That seems to be lacking here.
Long story short, the second batsman is out of his area when a fielder f**ken takes the wicket, catching him short with a pearler of a throw. From there, the rest is history. He just has to make the long walk back to the change room and have a beer.
Is that what he does, though? Yeah, nah, is it f**k. He cracks the s**ts. He throws his bat, and like a f**ken homing missile, it collects the first batsman square in the jaw, sending him halfway to Destination F**ked. Yeah, nah, that s**t’ll leave a bloody cherry. Hopefully a midstrength beer and a couple of Panadol will sort him out.
Final thought: Yeah, we’re gonna come back to our earlier comment about local sports. If you play, you’re no doubt familiar with these blokes and their tantrums. If you are, and your mate’s one of ‘em, f**ken tag him, mate. He’ll love it!
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