Indonesian kids are drinking boiled sanitary pad water to get high
Some f**ken blokes will go to great lengths to get a buzz on. Deadset, it seems that no matter how bloody rank, gross or outright disgusting a practice is, there are people out there who’ll give it a f**ken crack if it presents even the slightest chance of getting them off-chops. Keep that in mind while we inform you that teenagers in Indonesia have been arrested for boiling up tampons and then drinking the water in the hopes it will f**k them right up.
To begin with, this idea gets the big ‘yeah, nah, that’s f**ked.’ It is, in fact, so f**ked that we have to look into it a little bit more and just find out what the bloody hell is going on in Indonesia – a country with notoriously strict drug laws.
First of all, this isn’t an isolated occurrence. We sh*t you not, the boys in blue over there have made several arrests across different localities. The theory is that boiling up the foul concoction and quaffing the water can make you feel like you’re flying and has hallucinogenic properties.
Worst of all, this isn’t even a new thing. Jimmy Ginting, an advocate for safe drinking in Indonesia, said it goes back as far as 2016.
Senior Commander Suprinarto, a representative from the National Narcotics Agency, which we gather is Indonesia’s version of the DEA, said the chlorine used in the pads is to blame for the teenagers going to lengths that could curdle an iron stomach.
Talking about one particular arrest, he said, “The used pads they took from the trash were put in boiling water. After it cooled down, they drank it together.” The f**ken pads they boiled were f**ken used. That shit is f**ked. Period. Excuse me while I puke up me f**ken dinner.
Final thought: Yeah, nah, this sh*t’s just vile. If you’re considering this then you should probably just not. And by ‘probably’ we mean ‘definitely’.
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