“I look like a f*@#ing Karen”: TikToker sobs after $300 haircut fail
We’re pretty sure that by this stage of the game, you don’t need us to explain what exactly a ‘Karen’ is. Yeah, nah, these self-righteous and entitled women are renowned the world over. They want to speak to the manager, they’re calling the cops on you for questioning their rights, and they’ve got the haircut to let you know they mean business. And that’s exactly why this TikTokker is lamenting her $300 hair-do. It’s the kinda cut that makes her pretty easy to mistake for a Karen.
All right, we’ll start by saying that we’re never quite sure exactly how we should feel about these close-up crying into the camera TikTok videos. Don’t get us wrong, there’s nothing wrong with showing a bit of emotion, it’s just that sometimes they feel quite forced.
This one does come across a bit that way, but we reckon it’s still worth a squiz. After all, with a haircut like that, the chick’s gotta be gutted. Yeah, nah, if she was a real Karen, she’d be in there complaining to the manager.
Yeah, nah, we reckon that in cases like this, you’ve just gotta laugh off the horror. Unless you wanna shave your head – and we appreciate that for sheilas, that’s not as easy as it is for blokes.
Anyway, the sheila in question TikTok’s @icarlyreboot hops in her car after the haircut takes place and gives herself the once over. And then the drama hits.
“I look like I’m on the PTA! I swear I don’t drive a fucking minivan.” She continues by pointing out, “I look like I have three sons who play fucking T-ball! I look like I collect coupons!”
Final thought: Yeah, nah, you’ve gotta feel for her. It might not be the uber-Karen, but you just know that check-out-chicks everywhere will be quaking in their boots when she walks into the supermarket. Anyway, bad haircuts are a pretty universal thing. Tell us about yours. F**k, show us if you want. Load up the Facebook comments!
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