Ozzy bloke has shared his bloody brilliant Goon and SodaStream hack
When it comes to inventions, you blokes and blokettes might not be aware, but bloody Straya has contributed its fair share of good ones. Yeah, nah, we’ve f**ken got our s**t sorted down here, and we use our nous to help the human race prosper and grow. Deadset, we’ll start with the biggest and best of the lot, the f**ken Hills Hoist washing line, and then we’ll hit you with the next closest thing – bloody Wi-Fi. Yeah, nah, you f**kers can thank us for that. But we’re not done yet. How about your f**ken fridge. That s**t comes straight out of Geelong, so we’re pretty bloody good…
And if you’ve got a fridge, there’s a pretty good chance you might have a bloody goonbag in there. If you don’t know what that is, you haven’t bloody lived. Yeah, nah, the cheap box of wine’s a rite of passage, and by the time they’re adults, most ozzys have polished one off, chundered, and then blown the bag up for a pillow afterwards.
And that brings us to a bloke on Reddit known only by the stellar moniker of MashedShroom. This bloke has ‘invented’ a way to make his goon – which can be a bit sickly – more palatable. He puts it straight through the sodastream. Don’t take our word for it, but. Here he is to explain.
“Any of you legends ever put goon in the soda stream?
Fuckin turned out alright hey.
“I purged the c**t with water afterwards to keep it clean n not sticky, F**k I’m drinking frutilexia, the ants would be onto this c**t in no time.”
Apparently, the whole thing was a tops idea, and MashedShroom reckons it was “F**ken worth having a go at.”
With advice like that, who are we to argue? Just remember that, “You gotta be a bit cagey with the CO2 pumps to prevent explosion.” Apparently, “the number 1 problem with the legendary goon-sack is it cannot handle the pressure of a carbonated beverage.”
You’ve been warned.
Final thought: Pretty simple here. If you’ve given it a crack, let us know how it goes. With any luck, we’ll have MashedShroom’s face on a bloody 20 cent piece in no time.
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