Mum bloody violently ill after being on a real life p*rno set for reality TV show
There’s a new reality TV out now (like we need another bloody one, but ok) that follows five ordinary Mums on a quest to write, cast and direct a porno. Not content with the pornographic material available to their kiddos online, they are settin’ to make a skin flick that displays a more healthy attitude towards sex that is more inline with the values they want to teach their youngin’s.
I’m all for teaching kids and leadin’ by example, but this is going a lil bit overboard ain’t it?
They five of ’em went to a fair dinkum porn studio to watch the actors in the flesh doin’ their thing. Seems one of the Mum’s had bitten off more than she could chew when out in the field in the name of conducting research.
Sarah Louise said:
It was a very small room, there was quite a lot of people. So unless you’ve got a ‘scratch and sniff telly’, you won’t get the experience that we got.
“It was really hot, there was a bit of a whiff going on and it felt a lot longer than 20 minutes.
Sarah Louise went on to say:
It was quite aggressive, you don’t get to see the content, and it really turned my stomach. I don’t do gristle and her flicking bodily fluids…
For me, it’s such a difference – I do pageants, peace and puppies and then this is like penises and p*****s! Completely different from what I’m used to.
Sarah Louise couldn’t control her urge to blow chunks, high tailin’ it outside faster than a sneeze through a fly screen.
Even though this is a pommy show, you can see some real Ozzy sheila techniques at work here…. From using the fence to stabilise herself while coppin’ a squat to chunder in the garden, to the mad chick holdin’ her back in in a show of solidarity.
Final Thought: Is this taking helicopter parenting a bit too far? I get that we gotta protect our kids online, but f**k, making’ a porno so that you can feel better about the smut they watch online? That’s what the parental controls are for on YouTube. I get these ladies are tryin’ to ensure their kids have a healthier attitude towards sex, but I’m tippin’ seeing ya Mum’s name in the credits as the Producer of a porno will do f**k all to help that cause.
Check out the clip below to see Mum Sarah Louise upchucking her lunch: