Big legend of a bloke downs huge icy cold sprite like it’s nothing
The internet has given us some marvellous things. It really has. It’s also opened the door to all sorts of strange fascinations and kinks. And, nah, yeah, nah, there’s nothing wrong with that, it’s just that sometimes you watch a video and ask yourself what the f**k that was all about. Take this doozie from Badlands Chugs for example. Not only does the dude bloody well smash a 44 ounce soft drink, but he does it in a way that makes you think he might just be cracking a fat. It’s a strange one. Check it out…
This is our first experience with Badlands Chugs here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but that’s no big drama.
We love new material. From the looks of things, this guy – a pro rapper and eater – makes a habit out of chugging soft drinks.
That might mean he’s driving the length and breadth of the land in search of it, or it might be in the comfort of his own home. Either way, it’s…something.
Anyway, when we join Badlands today, he’s just pulled up at a Sonic’s fast food and ordered himself a f**ken huge strawberry sprite.
Have a look at him salivate over that thing. The way his eyes light up when it arrives and the way he looks at it like he wants to be inside it are, to be fair, a little creepy.
Then, when he pulls out his super straw and tentatively enters, you know this guy has some sort of thing going on.
Yeah, nah this guy won’t be standing up for a few minutes, and the cleaners will no doubt find some tissues where his car was parked, but you know, each to their own.
Of course, the moment of truth is where the magic really happens. Badlands can f**ken annihilate a big-ass cup of sprite. Holy s**t, he just inhales it. Check it out below.
If you want to check out more videos of Badlands chugging s**t, hit up the YouTube channel here.
Final thought: We know the feeling of cracking open a cold beer after a day at work and just bloody downing it, but to plough on through the brainfreeze and commit to the chug is, in this case, remarkable. Anyway, we feel like the only responsible thing to do is ask you blokes to film yourself chugging your soft drinks and beers and upload the video to the comments section. Don’t f**k about. Get on with it!
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