Redditor Asks ‘What Was It Like The First Time You Gave A Blowjob’, The Response Is Amazing

We all remember the first time we went down on someone: it might have been awkward and clunky, brief and embarrassing, or a tremendous success but I’d bet my bollocks to a barn dance you remember it.

Well, a fella with the Reddit handle subatomic_pangolin was curious as to what people’s first time noshing a knob was like so he posted the question ‘What was it like the first time you gave a blow job’ on the front page of the internet.

The response was incredible: at the time of writing, there have been over 7,000 comments. Here a few of the best…

A rocky start to playing the skin flute but it appears to have worked out for the happy couple…

Top level bants…

Good teamwork, there

I know it’s not an anaconda but it’s pretty ‘on theme’. Also, is that Crabman from ‘My Name is Earl’?!

…found another snake one lol

I guess it would have work since you only need to make vowel sounds for that song…

Now THAT is dedication!

She does sound like a keeper…

And finally, simply the best reply in the entire thread…

I reckon this fella should follow that up with ‘What was it like the first time you ate p*ssy’ – that would make for a good sequel. You lot can start us off in the comments section if you’re game…