Dad hides 12 inch dildo in son’s luggage for hilarious airport prank

Dad hides 12 inch dildo in son’s luggage for hilarious airport prank

We all know someone whose banter game is over the top good. You know the guy, the one whose renowned for their ability to roast the f**k out of anyone or set up a quality ‘gotcha’ on anyone. When you think about it, that ability has to come from somewhere. And, if this video is anything to go by, it probably starts at home. Check it out to see a dad stitch his son up at airport security with a monstrous dildo and tub of lube.

Fark, you’ve gotta feel sorry for old mate. One minute, he’s cruising through airport security – probably hoping that he won’t have to take his bloody shoes off – and the next he’s called over to the sheila at the scanner. If you’ve been in this situation, you’ll know that the very next thought is usually something like, Ah, sh*t, what have I forgotten to put in the checked luggage this time?

She's digging. What's she found? Credit: Viral Hog

She’s digging. What’s she found? Credit: Viral Hog

Now, before we go on, credit to the security sheila in this video. Usually those pricks behind the conveyor belt are about as funny as trying to walk with a melon up your arse. We get it, security is a serious business, but I reckon a fair few airport security workers need to take a page out of this chick’s book.

"That's not mine! I swear!" Credit: Viral Hog

“That’s not mine! I swear!” Credit: Viral Hog

Anyway, she’s found something suss in this poor fella’s bag. And when she pulls out the monstrous masturbation mallet and Dad f**ken pisses himself laughing, it’s obvious that not all is as it seems. Fortunately, the security sheila – who isn’t dour at all – thinks it’s funny too.

While the pranked son can only chuckle, she gives him some sh*t of her own, and even goes so far as to say the joke is priceless.

"F**ken good one, Dad!" Credit: Viral Hog

“F**ken good one, Dad!” Credit: Viral Hog

Final thought:  F**k yes! If there’s one place that needs a little levity it’s the airport security area. Good on Dad for the cheeky stunt, good on the boy for taking it well – no pun intended – and good on the security sheila for seeing the funny side.

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